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Lads,
I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have.
I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one.
We ended up in a place called "The Standard" which must be breaking the trade descriptions act as its full of all the dregs of the south coast. It was my turn to go to the bar.
As I fought my way to the bar a fat northern bird dressed as a builder with a hard hat started talking to me. Normally I would just make conversaton as I didnt fancy her but on this occasion I was battered and she had a pulse so we got chatting.
At this point I should point out due to my Dad's job I spent much of my educational years up North.
We were getting on really well talking about our lives when all the sudden she looked gob-smaked and said "Oh my god your Dave Baker" - I asked how she knew that? She said her name (Nicola) and all became clear.
The bird I was talking to was in my class at school from the ages of 11-14. She was the best looking girl at school - Everyone from the 1st to the 5th year and probably some of the teachers fancied her. She had a long brown perm to die for, was great at rounders and was wearing Nike Air Max when most people still had Knicks on.
I used to sit next to her every lesson and really fancied her. I used to make her laugh all the time but there was a snag. She fancied Jamie Morris who lived in her street and was two year above me. He treated her terribly but she loved it. I managed to displace him from the 3rd years school team despite only been a 1st year but Nicola didnt seem impressed.
Sadly time had not been kind to her - She still has a pretty face but her body was dire.
As we talked in the bar area she said she had been engaged to Jamie but he had been playing away from home ( I told her he was a knob back then) and she was on a hen do for her best mate.
The night went on and we kept talking. My mates left at 2pm leaving me and her. We went to the beach and talked about old school times till 4pm. As I walked her back to her hotel we had a quick kiss which was more drink than anything, swapped number and I retired home.
She texted me quite a bit over the past few weeks and I am now at the stage where she had invited me to stay at hers after the Leicester away game which I will be attending. She had made it quite clear that some hows your father is on the cards.
My dilema is that i really dont fancy her in her current form. However at the age of 11 I always vowed to myself that she would get some Dave loving. What should I do ?
Your thoughts to pass this boring day please.
I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have.
I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one.
We ended up in a place called "The Standard" which must be breaking the trade descriptions act as its full of all the dregs of the south coast. It was my turn to go to the bar.
As I fought my way to the bar a fat northern bird dressed as a builder with a hard hat started talking to me. Normally I would just make conversaton as I didnt fancy her but on this occasion I was battered and she had a pulse so we got chatting.
At this point I should point out due to my Dad's job I spent much of my educational years up North.
We were getting on really well talking about our lives when all the sudden she looked gob-smaked and said "Oh my god your Dave Baker" - I asked how she knew that? She said her name (Nicola) and all became clear.
The bird I was talking to was in my class at school from the ages of 11-14. She was the best looking girl at school - Everyone from the 1st to the 5th year and probably some of the teachers fancied her. She had a long brown perm to die for, was great at rounders and was wearing Nike Air Max when most people still had Knicks on.
I used to sit next to her every lesson and really fancied her. I used to make her laugh all the time but there was a snag. She fancied Jamie Morris who lived in her street and was two year above me. He treated her terribly but she loved it. I managed to displace him from the 3rd years school team despite only been a 1st year but Nicola didnt seem impressed.
Sadly time had not been kind to her - She still has a pretty face but her body was dire.
As we talked in the bar area she said she had been engaged to Jamie but he had been playing away from home ( I told her he was a knob back then) and she was on a hen do for her best mate.
The night went on and we kept talking. My mates left at 2pm leaving me and her. We went to the beach and talked about old school times till 4pm. As I walked her back to her hotel we had a quick kiss which was more drink than anything, swapped number and I retired home.
She texted me quite a bit over the past few weeks and I am now at the stage where she had invited me to stay at hers after the Leicester away game which I will be attending. She had made it quite clear that some hows your father is on the cards.
My dilema is that i really dont fancy her in her current form. However at the age of 11 I always vowed to myself that she would get some Dave loving. What should I do ?
Your thoughts to pass this boring day please.
