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  1. Tarquin Fauntleroy

    Slight Adjustment Suggestion

    Hi Chaps, I appreciate the effort you all put in to this forum. Without you chaps, it would be a massive pile of nut and worm ridden faeces. However, may I suggest a slight rewording... Whilst I appreciate I may for the most part be a bit of a knob, to be referred to as a 'Total member' I...
  2. RHB

    Michael Gove

    As time moves on from Michael's dishonourable discharge from the Tory front ranks, he is just now slithering out from under the political rock he has been sheltering under. A few newspaper interviews, some sort of non job to do with Brexit and David Davis's team and now a Sunday morning...
  3. David Nalbandian = a huge great big knob

    So the Argie takes a chunk out the leg of a line judge at Queens with a petulant, childish kick at an advertising hoarding, and then blames the ATP for not letting him off the hook and play on? What a huge great big knob! He'll be lucky he doesn't get banned from Wimbledon IMHO.
  4. What a knob.com

    A definite Darwin award winner... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13623938
  5. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Question Battle of the Cheeses

    It's British Cheese Week! A fact that will be roundly celebrated in the DS household tonight with the mother of all cheeseboards. Thought we ought to have a battle of the cheeses to celebrate - remember it's BRITISH cheeses only*. (Choices taken from British Cheese Board [yes really] website)...
  6. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
  7. number11

    If they could play for England so could I....

    I'm sure this has been done before, but following on from the best XI's in the ashes thread it could be thinking what utter dross I have had to witness whilst watching England over the past 20 years of my cricket watching. Off top of my head, here is a team to send shivers down my spine.... 1...
  8. C C Csiders

    Justin Urquhart-Stewart

    What a knob end! Discuss.
  9. pringlejon

    Any boiler people/clever people

    My house is cold. Electrician/Plumber/Corgi people are expensive. All thermostat's are pointing to 22 degrees. Yet house temperature was 16 degrees, so we look at the boiler and come to the conclusion that the radiator thermostat is too low to be able to heat the house. However, this knob has...
  10. davewebbsbrain

    Gary McAllister

    What a knob...reckons other teams playing leads treat it as a cup final. Living in the past....Leeds were a big club once, now a L1 club like the rest of us. I hate Leeds scum, and his comments sum it all up!!
  11. Desert Shrimper

    Nigel Adkins - Scunthorpe could have won by six or seven....

    Sounds like a total knob jockey to me....
  12. Ricey

    Question What is the most annoying advert ever?

    I was quite happily sitting on my bed watching Soccer Aid then the adverts came on I normally stick my head down to my laptop when the adverts come on. But this time this Renault advert gets on my nerves the more and more I watch it. The Dubbing is shocking its like a japenese film but worse...
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
  14. C C Csiders

    Embarassing Bodies

    Watched this on Channel 4 last night, and whilst the bulk of it was about dermatological issues (psoriasis, acne etc.) two elements of the programme were particularly disturbing. The people in question in these two parts of the programme are embarassed (as the programme says) about parts of...
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
  16. Ron Manager

    Stephen Ireland

    What a knob - Apparently that's for real as well - not a photoshop job!
  17. DTS

    Nudity in front of ones family.

    Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...
  18. M.k And Orm Are Back But Who Would You Miss

    As i said M.K SHRIMPER and ORM have returned to the zone,not that it seems many noticed they were missing,so the question is who would you miss posting if they stopped and why?. Mine is COCKLES because i find the ex fat knob very funny and he is one of the only posters on here that makes me...
  19. DTS

    Thoughts from the East Stand.

    Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on. Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in...
  20. DTS

    Slightly late Crawley thoughts.

    Sorry for slight delay in posting this but didnt have a second at home this weekend. My delayed thoughts from Crawley as follows. Been to Crawley loads of times as they are my sort of local club other than Brighton who I cant stand and they are normally a really nice club but Saturday then were...