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My "School Days" Dliema
Nobby Snide
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close your eyes and think of England...or the 11 year old you'd reather be jigging!
duncan bulgaria
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Woman
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One of my pals tells a good story when he was a young'un living with his flat mate in Ockendon , there was a right old dirt bag who they nickname ' The Thing ' who lived upstairs from them and whenever he got p11ssed he used to say i'm just going to smash the thing upstairs .
Anyway he used to tell us every single detail about what they'd get up to and let me tell you see was a right goer who had no boundry's and used to make him do all sorts to her , that unfortunatly whould make your eyes water .
We all used to laugh about it and he would just use and abuse her , after a while we got a tad bored with all the stories that we never brought it up until 10 years later when we were all sitting round the table at his and the things wedding !!!
Now when u have to look the bride in the eye and tell her she looks lovely when all you can think about is her get up she used to don for him and that she was from ' Dirtsville ' ,its not the easiest thing to do .
I'm just glad i was not his best man as that would of been difficult .
Anyway there is a lesson in there for us all and one that i always lived by as i never used to talk about my previous as you never know what is round the corner .
Anyway he used to tell us every single detail about what they'd get up to and let me tell you see was a right goer who had no boundry's and used to make him do all sorts to her , that unfortunatly whould make your eyes water .
We all used to laugh about it and he would just use and abuse her , after a while we got a tad bored with all the stories that we never brought it up until 10 years later when we were all sitting round the table at his and the things wedding !!!
Now when u have to look the bride in the eye and tell her she looks lovely when all you can think about is her get up she used to don for him and that she was from ' Dirtsville ' ,its not the easiest thing to do .
I'm just glad i was not his best man as that would of been difficult .
Anyway there is a lesson in there for us all and one that i always lived by as i never used to talk about my previous as you never know what is round the corner .
Nobby Snide
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ShrimperRich
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Haha, I just voted on this then noticed the original thread is over 2 years old!!!
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