Nile Ranger

[Jacob Sladder]

Just put a story up on his Instagram, he’s hanging out with Anthony Joshua.

Probably a predictive text error and should read "Auntie Josie"

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Probably a predictive text error and should read "Auntie Josie"

The usual types he defrauds are grandmothers rather than aunties.

 

[WestStandBlue]

Just put a story up on his Instagram, he’s hanging out with Anthony Joshua.

Probably says more about where Anthony Joshua is currently!

 

[Ricey]

Probably says more about where Anthony Joshua is currently!

Judging by his recent iFL TV interviews I don’t think he is in a good place.

 

[Holy Joe]

Just come on in the 93rd minute of Bournemouth match

 

[Tommy2holes]

This bloke is such a waster. Has the talent and wasted it. Shame.

 

[sufc4life21]

This bloke is such a waster. Has the talent and wasted it. Shame.

Trip to Everton for him though. Could be worse I guess.

 

[in the know]

if he hasn't got an undisclosed court case that day of course.

 

[Zeuss]

if he hasn't got an undisclosed court case that day of course.

If and it’s a big if,he stays out of trouble,he should be in their starting line-up.Big chance for him.

 

[HUMBLEPIE]

He should be prosecuted for stealing a living from football he has never contributed anything worthwhile to any club unless you count disappointment.

 

[The Big Dady]

Anyone fancy sponsoring him?








Thought not.

 

[estherpark]

Here I am in the outposts of world football ( Melbourne Oz) and reading about Boreham Woods beating Bournemouth. According to Transfer Markt the entire woods squad is valued at 270 thousand pounds. Apparently Nile Ranger is valued at 225 thousand pounds of that figure. Thoughts anyone ?

 

[RHB]

Here I am in the outposts of world football ( Melbourne Oz) and reading about Boreham Woods beating Bournemouth. According to Transfer Markt the entire woods squad is valued at 270 thousand pounds. Apparently Nile Ranger is valued at 225 thousand pounds of that figure. Thoughts anyone ?

I think it was probably a mis-type. 270000 Turkish Lira more likely.

 

[Lincoln Shrimp]

Moving away away from Nile Ranger for a moment, did anyone else notice that if you merge Kevan Hurst's and Alex Revell's faces together then you end up with the Borehamwood manager Luke Gerrard!?

 

[rigsby]

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Anyone fancy sponsoring him?








Thought not.

Hope this is not some sort of scam.

 

[Shrimpet steve]

Don't forget the goal he scored away at Sheffield United!

 

[RHB]

Don't forget the goal he scored away at Sheffield United!

True, but I haven't forgotten the trust we put in the bloke, the criminality at the Club, the drugs in lockers and Court appearances either.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Here I am in the outposts of world football ( Melbourne Oz) and reading about Boreham Woods beating Bournemouth. According to Transfer Markt the entire woods squad is valued at 270 thousand pounds. Apparently Nile Ranger is valued at 225 thousand pounds of that figure. Thoughts anyone ?

I can't imagine Rangers worth a penny to be honest.

 

[rigsby]

Don't forget the goal he scored away at Sheffield United!

Just to let people know Shrimpet is having some fun because Ranger never scored at Sheff U. He did allow them to score at RH with some incredible lazy defending for their first goal

The early season away game on a nice summers evening sums up Rangers career........The nonsense i have heard about those 20 minutes is laughable. One assist when were already 2-0 up and Shef U were all over the place with the crowd on their back .

He wasn't even in the box for the first two goals because he is lazy and has no natural instinct as a forward. I was really impressed when he squared the ball to Cox. Later I realised he only did that because he completely bottle's any one v one.......If ever there was a man hiding behind a fake image and myth about talent it is Nile Ranger.

 

[Leigh_Seasider]

Just to let people know Shrimpet is having some fun because Ranger never scored at Sheff U. He did allow them to score at RH with some incredible lazy defending for their first goal

The early season away game on a nice summers evening sums up Rangers career........The nonsense i have heard about those 20 minutes is laughable. One assist when were already 2-0 up and Shef U were all over the place with the crowd on their back .

He wasn't even in the box for the first two goals because he is lazy and has no natural instinct as a forward. I was really impressed when he squared the ball to Cox. Later I realised he only did that because he completely bottle's any one v one.......If ever there was a man hiding behind a fake image and myth about talent it is Nile Ranger.

I heard he dribbled past the whole Sheff Utd team twice and then curled an absolute beaut into the top corner.