****ing Epic !!! this is the chat with Rodrigo, Riceys new friend. He will be adding him on Facebook soon
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Stranger: Hello :)
You: hello!
You: you are?
Stranger: How r u?
You: I'm good! who are you?
Stranger: Where r u from?
You: england
Stranger: I'm Rodrigo. I'm brazilian, 19yo
Stranger: really?
Stranger: My DREAM is to meet England.
You: Hi Rodrigo! I'm Matthew, i bet you'd love to meat me
Stranger: What's the name of the city you live in?
You: Southend
You: this is me on the right
http://i43.tinypic.com/33xbvhw.jpg do you have a picture?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: let me find it
You: ok
Stranger:
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/album...NV_pewAAJtU9VD4RsMU2zTBTeTknmhwGk3d7DYUjQ.jpg
Stranger: that's me
Stranger: with my mother
Stranger: oh
You: Wow you are hot ! ;-)
Stranger: my mother isn't on this pic.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: That's just me
Stranger: thanks
You: that picture of me is with my ex boyfriend
You: i am on the right
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you look hot as well, but, how old r u?
You: do you like my pic?
You: I'm 21
You: my ex was much older
You: i want a younger man now !!
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: Have u ever been in brazil?
You: do you know anyone who would like me?
You: I'm a fireman!
You: no I havent, i bet its hot hot hot
Stranger: really? That's really really hot
Stranger: Let me show you the place I live
You: ok!
Stranger:
http://images.world66.com/co/st/o_/costo_do_santinh_galleryfull
Stranger: Florianópolis
You: this is where i live
http://dano44.com/L-THE_PINK_HOUSE.jpg
You: Whoaaah thats lovely!!
Stranger: That's your house?
Stranger: I love it. It's pink!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: We have a pier at our beach
Stranger: Do you have MSN?
Stranger: Sorry, I don't know the meaning of pier
You:
http://www.simplonpc.co.uk/Thames_Southend/Southend-Pier_20060524-030_900.jpg
You: thats a pier
You: It was on fire, this was me putting out the fire
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/uk_southend_pier_fire/img/1.jpg I got on the news!!!
Stranger: That's so cool.
Stranger: Let me see the other pic
You: What other pic?
You: the one with your mum?
Stranger: no no
You: what one?
Stranger: your picture
Stranger: of the fire
You: ahh! Its on that link, from the bbc
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I saw it
Stranger: That's bad!
Stranger: So
Stranger: you must know
You: Yeah, it was a bad day :-( still , it is being rebuilt now
Stranger: Girls Aloud
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah, I don;t like them :-( I prefer Take That
You: do you know them?
Stranger: Take that? no...
Stranger:
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photo...9jdsBsqkAm1T1UPXueZ-EY_O5ki76C1sSGmL5D5Fp.jpg
Stranger: this is me with my mother
Stranger: But I don't like this pic.
You: why not?
You: Your mum looks lovely
Stranger: Take that is a band?
Stranger: or a music?
You: Take that is a great band! I also like Wham and Boyzone
Stranger: Wham and Boyzone I don't know as well
Stranger: Do you know Ivete Sangalo?
Stranger: It's a famous singer in brazil
You: No?
You: Never heeard of him
You: Is he Hot?
Stranger: Ivete is a woman
Stranger: she is really hot
You: Oh. I'm not too keen on women
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: lol
You: I prefer those with a bit more down below, if you know what i mean :-)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I know it
Stranger: i like it too
Stranger: hahaha
You: Do you ever do Gay Pride marches in Brazil?
Stranger: every year!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Do you know Mika?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I love him
You: I've heard of Mika
Stranger: I bought a DVD from U.S.
You: Do you? I love Enrique Inglesias, do you know him?
Stranger: but it doesn't play on my DVD player. Because of the region.
Stranger: i hate enrique iglesias
You: that's a shame
You: Why do you hate him?
You: Because he has a Place in my heart?
Stranger: he is handsome, but i don't like his musics
You: he is very handsome
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH tough one...
You: true!
Stranger: do you know his father?
Stranger: Julio Iglesias?
You: he is a bit old for me
Stranger: He is very old!
You: yeah!
You: Do you know Brad Pitt?
Stranger: I want to tell you something
You: what?
Stranger: but i'm not good in telling big histories in english.
Stranger: but.
Stranger: let's try.
Stranger: OF COURSE I KNOW BRAD PITT.
You: ok! Can;t wait to here
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hear
Stranger: So
Stranger: A have a friend, she's a mannequin, and she was invited by ************
Stranger: to be a dancer at his concert
Stranger: So
You: wow!
Stranger: He said to her
Stranger: to go to his room hotel
Stranger: Because he wanted to see her
You: ok
Stranger: and when she got there
Stranger: He 'TRIED' to have sex with her
Stranger: and she started to run
Stranger: and he's old
You: oh no!!
Stranger: and he tried to catch her
Stranger: and he felt
You: oh my god !!
Stranger: and everybody thinks that she's guilty
You: :-(
You: a similar thing happened to me once
Stranger: now
Stranger: we laugh about it
You: Have you heard of a man called Duncan Bulgaria?
Stranger: it was terrible
Stranger: but when it happened
Stranger: No...
Stranger: Who's him?
You: he tried to interfere with me
You: i was scared
Stranger: he is a singer?
Stranger: what's the meaning of interfere?
You: No, he is a comedian
You: he tried to touch me...
You: it wasnt right
Stranger: :O
You: yep. :-(
You: he took my joviality toooo far
You: he kept calling himself "thunderlips the ultimate male"
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: I don't know how to say it in english
You: it was soo scary
Stranger: but he is um grande filho da puta
You: what do you want to say?
You: Does that mean son of a Greyhound?
Stranger: something likely son of a bitch
You: yeah, thats it
You: he is a son of a greyhound mother****er
Stranger: greyhound?
You: greyhound is a dog
You: son of a greyhound is a swear
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: you know something
You: what?
Stranger: I've never studied english
Stranger: All I know I learned by myself
You: Really? You are a very clever man ;-)
You: cool
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so
Stranger: I really want to know
You: yeah?
Stranger: how to **** someone by saying that extra-large-sentences
You:
like to upset someone?
Stranger: like we see it in movies
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: But I don't know what words to use... But that's verry funny
You: you say **** you , you mother****ing dingo, you're a son of a greyhound
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that's it
You: or you can say ******** ***** ****flap head, **** you mother****er
You: Do you have any more pics? I like...!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: Tell me the meaning of
Stranger: ******** ***** ****flap head, **** you mother****er
Stranger: I think I do
You: It means excrement, ladies bits, ladies labia, head, copulate, you, mother copulater
You: if that makes sendse
Stranger: How can we talk another time? do you have msn?
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA
Stranger: LADIES LABIA!
You: I don't like to give out my email
You: Do you have Facebook?
Stranger: No, I don't.
Stranger: do you have orkut?
Stranger: Why don't you like to give your email?
Stranger:
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photo...cEJ--34AAm1T1UEMgRenKbdwdGBTTzfsbTUgxB3TW.jpg
Stranger: That's the beach near my house
You: this is me on facebook, you should join!!
Stranger:
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/album...FYIEsXoAJtU9VCAFUCWnw8H7dE1_vbuXNf6W2caxg.jpg
Stranger: That's me on the right, at Alanis Morissette's concert.
You: i don't have orkut. Will you join Facebook?
You: its very good, I'll be your first friend!
Stranger: I'm trying
Stranger: But
You: then we can chat on there!!
Stranger: the site is very slooooow
You: ok
You: I'll see you on there soon :-)
You: bye xx
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