Talk To Strangers

[manor15]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

You: do you have real friends?

Stranger: no

You: oh thats good cos i dont!

Stranger: hahaha we r same

You: i know right! how are you?

You: would you like a purple chicken?

Stranger: yeah

You: oh cool ive got 6 how many do you want?

Stranger: how about 6 too

You: ok thats cool!

You: i can see why you dont have any real friends

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[blues_r_best]

 

[sufc_tom]

Thought I would restarted this with a man ure 'fan'...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: Hey
Stranger: like football?
You: Indeedy
You: Who doesn't?!
Stranger: do your team play in red?
You: Away yes
Stranger: oooh
You: Well sometimes
Stranger: premiership team~?
You: Nope proper league
Stranger: ooh away red kit, watford/
You: Nope, lower
Stranger: give me a clue
You: I have lol lower than chumpionship
Stranger: leyton orient
You: F*** off hahaha
You: East end w***ers
Stranger: accrington stanley
You: To northern
Stranger: mk dons
You: In that league
You: Still n*rth
Stranger: daggers?
You: Lower unfortunatly
Stranger: dagenham are bottom of that league, you cant get lower than that
You: League below you can go lower
Stranger: you said same league as mk dons, your clues are sh**!
You: Your too fast lol
You: My answer was for acc stanley
Stranger: gillingham?
You: Higher
Stranger: wycombe?
You: East a bit
Stranger: southend?
You: Hooray pmsl
Stranger: southend f**king united jesus
You: Greatest team the world has ever seen and they're Southend united, Southend united fc!!
Stranger: lol, thats commitment I'll give you that
Stranger: my mate goes to their games
You: And you support?
You: Good man!!
Stranger: I support the real "greatest team the world has ever seen"
You: Southend?
Stranger: REAL
You: Real?
Stranger: The most successful team in the world
You: And it is.......
You: ?
Stranger: Manchester United FC
You: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You: Southend 1 - Manchester 0
You: Not too good ay? :')
Stranger: oh still living off that one are you?
You: Too f**king right!
You: 100% winning record against you
Stranger: Southend United 1 -0 Manchester United Youth XI
You: Hahahahahaha Wayne Rooney and r*naldo, youth? F**king LOL
Stranger: haha, play up mate, the only glory you'll ever see at roots hall
You: Apart from going up champions
Stranger: of the mickey mouse league?
Stranger: did you win the disney cup?
You: No it was warner brothers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Cant wait til saturday, Manc derby
Stranger: City coming to Old Trafford
Stranger has disconnected.

Disconnected before I could say Man Ure 0 - Carlos Tevez 3 :D