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Talk To Strangers

Thorpe Groyney

Open your mind
Joined
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Location
Surely it's plain to see?
Without a bag of sweets in sight!

http://omegle.com/

If you go on, why not paste some of your better conversations?

Here's my last ones: -

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: howdie
You: what's up
Stranger: I want sex
You: is this the right place for an argument?
Stranger: yep
You: liar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi ! Are you a guy or a girl ?
You: Im a hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
I tried that...kept getting asked 'asl?' which didn't mean anything to me. I googled it to find out it means - age, sex, location? When they found out I was an old bloke in Oz the conversations seemed to end pretty soon (see below)...think they were hoping to speak to young teenage birds from Sweden ;)

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: Not bad...and you?

Stranger: great

Stranger: asl

You: 35, male, Australia

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: howdy
Stranger: guten tag
You: ze german?
Stranger: my name is yue
You: asl?
Stranger: ich heiße yue
Stranger: und du bist?
You: 2 world wars and 1 world cup!!!
Stranger: stupid jew
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello

Stranger: Hi !

You: steak meal?

Stranger: yes I love it

You: yeah T-bone or rump/

Stranger: T-bone

You: what sauce

Stranger: moutarde

Stranger: or ketchup

You: can we have a fish supper after?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: And avout the drink ?

Stranger: about

You: if I leave it inside you in the morning I can go down on you and have a cous cous brunch in the morning yeah?

Stranger: ok

You: MAGIC!

Stranger: I LOVE EAT. I'm fat and I don't care !

You: Can I offer you a cup of menstral juice menstral juice? now with extra blood plasma!

Stranger: yes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
 
Stupid german. When did Israel win the World Cup, or was he confusing it with the Eurovision song contest?
 
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: What's your name:
Stranger: Ldnfasto

You have disconnected.
 
Can anyone else not get the page to load? Takes ages then just goes to Page Load Error: Connection Interrupted

The document contains no data.

The network link was interrupted while negotiating a connection. Please try again.
 
Can anyone else not get the page to load? Takes ages then just goes to Page Load Error: Connection Interrupted

The document contains no data.

The network link was interrupted while negotiating a connection. Please try again.

Seems to be down now. I was on it earlier and was fine.
 
this is awesome.
i think we need some challenges to see how far you can go before they disconnect.
any ideas?
 
I starting a conversation with only Lionel Richie song lines :D
 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 12

Stranger: from uk?

You: 6

Stranger: 3

You: 42

Stranger: vitun jyyrä!

You: thats numberwang

You: goodnight

You have disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: why hello there
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: because im stranger
You: and so am i
Stranger: im pedobear ^^
You: are you, im a sexual harrasment panda
Stranger: kewl
Stranger: i must go get some kids
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna speak to a normal person
You: hi there
Stranger: thanks ^^
You: thats ok
Stranger: wh are u from
You: uk
Stranger: nice
You: you?
Stranger: france
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: do you like soccer?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats your favorite?

You: english soccer

Stranger: favorit club?

You: Southend United

Stranger: oeh

You: heard of them?

Stranger: i like Feyenoord Rotterdam

Stranger: and Liverpool :)

You: Liverpool sucks arse!

Stranger: not!

Stranger: i like dirk kuyt

You: I bet you do!!

Stranger: xD

You: who is Feyenoords best player these days?

You: does Hertz van Rental still play?

Stranger: Gergionio wijnaldum i think xD he is a player, 18 years

Stranger: no

Stranger: but giovanni van bronckhorst you know him?

You: of course, he played for Arsenal, Rangers and Barcelona

You: A very talented player!

You: didnt he gert in trouble for gay sex sessions in a truck stop in Groningen or somewhere like that??

Stranger: no:S
 
You: hello!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17/f/canada
Stranger: yourself?
You: 19/f/london
Stranger: nice.
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: ...
You: nothing?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hiyia

You: yo

Stranger: hows you

You: im not sure

Stranger: why

You: im very confused

Stranger: why?

You: is it right to let your girlfriend f*ck you with a strap on?

Stranger: dont think so

You: me neither, a finger or two cant be that bad but the other is wrong isnt it!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
lol i just had quite a nice 10 min chat with some american about whisky!
 
i just had a randomer talk to me...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: YOU PROMISED ME NOBODY WOULD DIE.

You: did i

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: b*****d.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: swe
Stranger: you?
You: london - it's bloody freezing
Stranger: haha niice!
Stranger: we have 14* PLUS
You: might get my thermals on
Stranger: SPRING, **** YEAH

No need for such language!
 
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