Talk To Strangers

[Napster]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: and you :)
You: london. isnt finland where the russians tried to impose linguistics imperialism?
Stranger: yes it is
You: thought so. so Litmanen - good or not?
Stranger: i like litmanen and he is very cood player. and by to way are you male or female ?
You: depends. you?
Stranger: male
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[SportBilly]

Stranger: i'm not here to get laid i'm just here cuz i'm a troll

You: troll???

Stranger: like someone on the net just like checking each website and like screwing it up

You: coolio, im all for screwing things up...was a bad lad when young

Stranger: nice ;)

You: so how u gonna screw this site up?

Stranger: like just **** off some dudes or chicks

You: on a jump about site like this that wont happen, you need to go onto forums to really **** people over!

Stranger: nah i don't know any forums that are bad

Stranger: i only know one and it's a pretty kickass site

You: just go on any forum, sign up and wind people up big time..thats fun!"

You: I mean any forum, microsoft, soccer forums car forums, anything

Stranger: nah it's pretty boring if its a forum

Stranger: its much more fun like sites like these

You: well you didnt do a good job of ****ing me off!!!!

You: you muast be prety **** at it..are you a learner troll???

Stranger: well this was my first try so i just like wanted to really chat

 

[Dave of the Match]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I told ou not to kill anyone

You: ffs.

Stranger: my bad, i forgot

You: Ok, dont worry

You: just dont do it again

Stranger: i'll try

You: Ok.

You: Good luck,

Stranger: thanks

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[Ayrshire Blue]

You: hi
Stranger: Well hello stranger ;D
Stranger: r u a sexy girl?
You: no
Stranger: Preferably under 14?
You: no
Stranger: Damn, too small tits then. Bye, I'm gonna **** to japanese hentai.

 

[Hotman]

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Stranger: http://www.seuorkut.com.br/pramachos/imagens/gif/sexo/peituda.jpg

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hello?

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: **** off you brazilian ****

Stranger: lol

Stranger: noob

Stranger: im not stupid brazilian

Stranger: *******

Stranger: http://www.seuorkut.com.br/pramachos/imagens/gif/sexo/peituda.jpg

Stranger: http://www.seuorkut.com.br/pramachos/imagens/gif/sexo/peituda.jpg

Stranger: http://www.seuorkut.com.br/pramachos/imagens/gif/sexo/peituda.jpg

You: where are you from then you ****

Stranger: its ur girlfriend

Stranger: in the photo

Stranger: los angeles

Stranger: stupid

You: is it? you obviously don't know htat I'm a Bender

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[Hotman]

even quicker one... :(

the Funadvice Traffic Exchange

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: if your chatting here you do not have a life! so please be good to the world and please commit suicide! except Harajuku. becouse i want to **** her first! :P

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[Hotman]

the Funadvice Traffic Exchange

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi G.G

You: what does G.G mean?

You: great gash?

Stranger: no

You: what then?

Stranger: it's stranger

Stranger: G.G = stranger

You: hello stranger

Stranger: omg

Stranger: i ma brazilian ,bye :*

You: what does omg mean?

Stranger: *am

Stranger: -'-

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[Hotman]

i suspect I'm currently having an argument with someone off of here

Is anyone having an argument in jamaican slang at the moment?

 

[SportBilly]

i suspect I'm currently having an argument with someone off of here

Is anyone having an argument in jamaican slang at the moment?

Yeah Maaaaan

 

[class]

Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: how r u?
You: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Stranger: i dont know
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[Thorpe Groyney]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hiiii
You: When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
Stranger: that's nice
You: When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
Stranger: when i grow up, i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna be in movies
You: If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
Stranger: jeij
You: And if I haver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Stranger: nice lyrics
You: But I would walk 500 miles
Stranger: ok ok
You: And I would walk 500 more
You: do you know why?
Stranger: no, why ?
You: Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
You: To fall down at your door
Stranger: :D
You: When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
You: I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
You: guess what i'll do
Stranger: well ?
You: I'll pass almost every penny on to you
Stranger: nice
You: When I come home, well I know I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
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[Alexis_SUFC]

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi, where from?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: netherlands
You: Glen?!
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[Alexis_SUFC]

You: ola
Stranger: hello hello
You: got a stutter?
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[pringlejon]

there are some weirdo's on there!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: moro osta porp

Stranger: poro

You: wow

You: porno

You: parp

Stranger: ihq

Stranger: :D

You: poopy poopy i did a farty

Stranger: nice

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[Hotman]

So immature but so fun!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yoyoyo

Stranger: yo

You: wanna come to my barbeque?

Stranger: where at

You: ****land

Stranger: i do like ****...

You: ****ing lesbian!

Stranger: shh

You: do you munch the rug?

Stranger: i ever have

You: do you flick the bean of others?

Stranger: no

You: ok

Stranger: do you

You: yes

You: do you like my heaving breasts?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i do

You: might i say what a cracking blouse you are wearing

You: do you use strap ons?

Stranger: on you yes

You: wahey

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[Alexis_SUFC]

The people I speak to either post gibberish or want a 'normal' conversation. Surely no one on that site wants a 'normal' conversation, I know I don't!

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are you selling?
You: crack, want some?
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[sufc_tom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: i'm french and u ?

You: english

You: u??

Stranger: how are u ?

You: great :D

Stranger: ok

You: u??

Stranger: fine thanks

Stranger: how old are you ?

You: so where you from?

You: 17

Stranger: France

Stranger: Paris

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 18

You: male female?

Stranger: male and u ?

You: YOU GAYER!!!

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[sufc_tom]

This is fun...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what's ur name?

You: jane

You: you?

Stranger: Mohammed

You: ****??

Stranger: where are u from ?

You: the greatest country in the world!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: what ??

You: england

Stranger: male or female?

You: you first

Stranger: male

You: Stranger: what's ur name?
You: jane

You: you must be american

Stranger: you don't answer my question

Stranger: but i will tell you

You: i did im female

Stranger: i'm Egyptian

You: oh i thought you were american

Stranger: noop

Stranger: how old are u?

You: 12

You: no sorry 15

Stranger: :d

You: hit wrong button

You: u?

Stranger: 21

You: pedo

Stranger: do u like to be friends?

You: no f*** off

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[SUBBlue]

You: Hi Stranger
Stranger: hi, stranger.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Well I have herpes
You: So a bit itchy
You: scabs & sh!t
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Somethin I said???