Talk To Strangers

[Pubey]

I'm just sharing this photo across cyberspace!

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi HITLER

Stranger: hey *****

You: Hey Shirley

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why do I feel I might get addicted to this??

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
Stranger: ooo
You: Oh, oh, ooooh goal!
Stranger: i hate soccer i love hockey
You: They'll be dancing on the streets of Airbus UK tonight!
You: Over to Chris Kamara. Chris?
You: Unbelievable Jeff!
You: Goal!
You: Oh no! Liverpool are losing! You cheating ref! That's no way that's a mile offside.
Stranger: oui oui tout a fait je suis content que tu en parle
You: Thanks Phil.
You: Goal!
You: I feel good - dernerderndernderner
You: Goal!
You: Thanks Matt.
Stranger: 4 goal ?
You: Back to Chris. Chris?
You: Unbelievable Jeff.
You: Goal!
Stranger: not jeff im Jim
You: No goal. How did he miss?
You: Thanks Paul.
Stranger: Jim
You: Over to Chris. Chris?
Stranger: oui
You: Unbelievable Jeff.
Stranger: oui
Stranger: deux foit
Stranger: je me suis meme crosser a matin avant daller travailler
You: Over to dictionary corner. Chris?
You: 12 letters Jeff. Unbelievable.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Pubey]

lol, that's quite a good opening line Groyney!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
Stranger: CAN I GET A NUDE PIC OF YOU
You: Unbelievable Jeff!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Dave of the Match]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you the girl that likes music, uggs and vans that got disconnected while chatting to me?

You: Yes

You: :)

Stranger: asl?

You: 87 / f / India

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Pubey]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: Wassuppp
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: helloooo
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: I see
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: is smelly!
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: couldn't help myself :P
You: John Fashanu
Stranger: pees a lot
You: JOHN FASHANU
Stranger: LIKES YOUR MUM
You: JOHN FASHANU
Stranger: is ridiculously overrated
You: spencer prior
Stranger: now I'm confused
You: JOHN FASHANU
Stranger: aww jeez. bye :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[shrimpermatt]

You: bonjour
Stranger: hi
Stranger: why are u talking to strangers?
You: cos im a nonse
You: why are you talking to a nonse
Stranger: because i have no ****ing life
Stranger: ****, thats is so boring...
Stranger: im gonna kill myself
You: yeahh you are pretty boring
Stranger: see you
You: see me where ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ron Manager]

This is so much fun, I took up the challenge of using Lionel Richie lyrics and had this conversation....

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hey

You: Is it me you're looking for?

Stranger: is it?

You: I wonder where you are?

Stranger: i bet you do

You: and I wonder what you do?

Stranger: im sure of it

You: Are you somewhere feeling lonely?

Stranger: well arent you the creeper type

You: Or is someone loving you?

Stranger: or creeping me out?

You: Do you like Lionel Richie?

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:clap:

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how often do you go on youtube?
You: Less often than You Porn
Stranger: how often do you go on youporn?
You: Every day. At least
Stranger: you're a guy, right?
You: No
Stranger: are you on youporn now?
You: No
You: I'm on here
Stranger: you can't do two things at once?
You: Not at the minute.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 84. With all my own teeth
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[blues_r_best]

Fonejacker lines

hi my names mike would you be interested in purchasing a giant plasma coffee table whilst slapping ur nana with a hot water bottle dancing to the sound of little house on the prairie at forward wind speed to the tune of the 12" limited edition remix

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[The General]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi there
You: Im a virgin
Stranger: oookk
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 (ish) male (ish)
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[blues_r_best]

We really need some sort of challenge

Stranger: HelloHelloHello ;D
You: Hello
You: You have been selected as a winner of some cash monies, if you can give me your bank account details and your sort code, we get the monies to you as quick as possible.
Stranger: do you think i'm stupid? ;)
Stranger: that tric is never gonna work
Stranger: nobody is going to give you their bank account detai;s
You: what trick? You have won £82.25
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[adwebb16]

Stranger: Tell me a secret!
You: I've ****ed your mum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[OldBlueLady]

:stunned: This is an amazing insight into the minds of (mainly) grown men still so in touch with their schoolboy inner selves!

 

[Pubey]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What is your name?
Stranger: OBL, what is yours?
You: Macca
Stranger: *Faints*
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[canveyshrimper]

:stunned: This is an amazing insight into the minds of (mainly) grown men still so in touch with their schoolboy inner selves!

A prerequisite of being male is the inability to grow up. :)

 

[OldBlueLady]

A prerequisite of being male is the inability to grow up. :)

I'm realising just how very true that is!

 

[blues_r_best]

Just spoke to a 19 year old new zealand lesbian whilst pretending that I used to be a gay man who had a sex change and is now a lesbian.

She was very nice.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What is your name?
Stranger: OBL, what is yours?
You: Macca
Stranger: *Faints*
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:D :p On the subject of talking to strangers, still want to know why you didn't come and say hello on Saturday.

 

[Napster]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Woord.
You: to the mutha
Stranger: of ur farva.
You: im not cockney, Im a Londoenr
Stranger: eye is.
Stranger: awso.
You: got that right. amen
Stranger: R U K?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.