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The puntastic thread diversion thread

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I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious **** fight
 
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
 
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
 
Nights of colombus that hurt

Ron: They named it San Diaago which of course in German means, A whales vagina.
Veronica: erm... thats not right.
Ron: Oh! I was just trying to impress you, in fact scholars maintain that the translation was lost through time.
Veronica: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron: No
Veronica: No, I'm sure its Saint Diego.
Ron: Well lets agree to disagree


Veronica: Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection
Ron: No thats just the pants, theres a pattern in the pleats to erm flatter the crotch region, in fact I'm taking them back to the pants store right now...
...Don't act like you're not impressed!!
 
what came first? Chicken or the sandwich?
 
I spent eight long years serving Queen And Country my man. I'm no Mayoist commie filthbucket.
 
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