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The puntastic thread diversion thread

I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious **** fight
 
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
 
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
 
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
 
Nights of colombus that hurt

Ron: They named it San Diaago which of course in German means, A whales vagina.
Veronica: erm... thats not right.
Ron: Oh! I was just trying to impress you, in fact scholars maintain that the translation was lost through time.
Veronica: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron: No
Veronica: No, I'm sure its Saint Diego.
Ron: Well lets agree to disagree


Veronica: Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection
Ron: No thats just the pants, theres a pattern in the pleats to erm flatter the crotch region, in fact I'm taking them back to the pants store right now...
...Don't act like you're not impressed!!
 
I spent eight long years serving Queen And Country my man. I'm no Mayoist commie filthbucket.
 

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