pringlejon
Pringello Indexinator
No, he's not a footballer. He's a comedian who at one point held the world record for the most jokes in an hour.
Went to see him in reading and highly recommend. Few videos on youtube and dvd is on play.com
And by the way he specialises in puns!
I'm expecting a bit of red for encouraging this type of behavior but the guy's a legend!
Here's a couple of classics:
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books."
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'
Went to see him in reading and highly recommend. Few videos on youtube and dvd is on play.com
And by the way he specialises in puns!
I'm expecting a bit of red for encouraging this type of behavior but the guy's a legend!
Here's a couple of classics:
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books."
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'