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Tuesday joke

Fat Bastid

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A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,

"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The Priest tells the sinner "You are forgiven. Go out and say three hail Mary's."

Soon, another man enters the confessional.....

"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the Priest asks "Who is this Fannie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighbourhood" the sinner replied.

"Very well" said the Priest. "You are forgiven. Go and say ten hail Mary's"

The next morning in church, the Priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.

All the men's eyes follow her as she walks up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar.

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The Priest and altar boy gaps as she sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.

The Priest turns to the altarboy and whispers....

"Is that Fannie Green?"

The altarboy replies.....

"No Father, I think it is just the reflection from her shoes!"


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