What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Probably doesn't want the job.

We have some walls to rebuild in the back garden that is a really crappy job.

We have sought a few quotes and after visiting the site nobody has bothered to reply.

He's already laying 38 square metres, this was just another 5!

But I know what you mean about not responding.

 

[Mad Cyril]

He's already laying 38 square metres, this was just another 5!

But I know what you mean about not responding.

Renegotiate and if he won't budge pay him by cheque and ask for a Vat receipt.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Renegotiate and if he won't budge pay him by cheque and ask for a Vat receipt.

Lol, my house is far from finished. I'd rather he not walk off the job....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Extractor fan headaches.

 

[RHB]

Extractor fan headaches.

That sort of headache really sucks MK.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That sort of headache really sucks MK.

Not wrong. Anyone fancy building a bespoke extractor or adapting an existing one?

 

[Napster]

Not wrong. Anyone fancy building a bespoke extractor or adapting an existing one?

go on then, to you, a grand.

 

[MK Shrimper]

go on then, to you, a grand.

Trust me, some of the ones I've seen are almost double that. Going to live without one for now.

 

[Bielzibubz]

Middle lane hoggers on the A130 every damn morning and afternoon. Why? It absolutely baffles me why these people think it's the correct place to be on a three-lane duel carriageway. And what makes it worse are the ones that come off the Wickford slip road Northbound and just pull out into the middle lane................AND SLOW DOWN! Seriously, wtf!

Does my head in every single day of the week.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

An imitation, white plastic, (not green in any sense) Christmas tree has been put up in a house in Carlton Drive, decorated and lights on! FFS it's the 5th November!

 

[Mad Cyril]

An imitation, white plastic,(not green in any sense) Christmas tree has been put up in a house in Carlton Drive, decorated and lights on! FFS it's the 5th November!

Anything interesting in their bin bags?

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

An imitation, white plastic, (not green in any sense) Christmas tree has been put up in a house in Carlton Drive, decorated and lights on! FFS it's the 5th November!

Come January, probably moan about their Electric Bill!.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Do people on Twitter get random extraordinarily good looking women suddenly following them and then a little flirty "Hi" message? It's obviously a scam of somekind, but seriously give it a rest Russia. How gullable do you think I am?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Do people on Twitter get random extraordinarily good looking women suddenly following them and then a little flirty "Hi" message? It's obviously a scam of somekind, but seriously give it a rest Russia. How gullable do you think I am?

Very.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Very.

Yes well you can tell your Russki buddies these bots are instantly blocked. So there.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The Met Office (a Government department) has asked me (who work for another Government department) for some data and I'm required to fill out a complex, legalese jargon load of bollocks Non Disclosure Agreement.

Load of ****.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

The Met Office (a Government department) has asked me (who work for another Government department) for some data and I'm required to fill out a complex, legalese jargon load of bollocks Non Disclosure Agreement.

Load of ****.

Very much so, where I work we had a visit from the Dept of Ag and Fish questioning what we had in place for tree and plant passports which is an EU directive due to, maybe perhaps, if, might etc start on 14th December, they knew little about it but expected us to know more as we import plants from the EU and if B#####t hasn't happened by then we could be breaking laws! Un fecking believable!

 

[GBJ]

The Met Office (a Government department) has asked me (who work for another Government department) for some data and I'm required to fill out a complex, legalese jargon load of bollocks Non Disclosure Agreement.

Load of ****.

Tell us more....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Tell us more....

Trust me, it is really dull. I can't believe I'm jumping through hoops for this.

 

[GBJ]

Trust me, it is really dull. I can't believe I'm jumping through hoops for this.

Errr yeah, I just wanted to see if you’d break your NDA this quickly