Question What would you want from the new stadium?

[gatecrasher]

No Ron would be nice

 

[Kat_r]

No Ron would be nice

He’ll want the stadium named after him

 

[gatecrasher]

He’ll want the stadium named after him

He can have the urinals names after him or maybe a blow dryer in recognition of his beautiful bouffant

 

[stewart]

Aussie Rhyming slang: - Dead Horse = Sauce

Think he meant Pie and Dead Horse, though I would have said a pie and Phar Lap.

A for VB, you can shove that where the sun doesn't shine.

Aussie rhyming dead horse and sauce is a meat pie and sauce. When i was driving trucks for a living that was my lunch , Also used to enjoy a snot block and full tit

 

[Kat_r]

Aussie rhyming dead horse and sauce is a meat pie and sauce. When i was driving trucks for a living that was my lunch , Also used to enjoy a snot block and full tit

Dare I ask what they are

 

[stewart]

Dare I ask what they are

well a full tit is a pint of milk, now a snot block is a lemon filled cake on pastry with icing on the top a bit like a lemon meringue pie , but its about 2 or 3 inches square

 

[Kat_r]

well a full tit is a pint of milk, now a snot block is a lemon filled cake on pastry with icing on the top a bit like a lemon meringue pie , but its about 2 or 3 inches square

Ah ok. Learn something new every day

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Think we're going a bit off piste. I know/think you can't drink at your seat but planning for more civilized days I went to the theatre yesterday and you could order champagne from your seat. Think I might have used it after Jack Bridge's goal on Saturday.

 

[Spenser]

Some of you want Lakeside with Old Speckled Solihull as a guest ale.

I want to see a loud, intimidating, safe standing area full of shrimpers behind one end. At my age I will be happy to admire that from my luxury seat in the main stand.

I will be happy to pay extra as I will able to order decent food, even after the game in my designated lounge. I will be trusted with a real glass to drink my beer as it will be full of people who can also be trusted, including their friends on guest passes. We will be our own Gentlemans club with Ladies allowed

Those amongst you who won't go after not getting the "full football experience".....Whatever that is....Well you can F*** off back to watching Man U on Sky and leave us real fans to concentrate on the game.

Some of you have forgotten a stadium is all about the players and the fans....How you get the best out of each other. Always has been always will be.

Thanks for the advice to all us lesser beings on how to be a proper fan. Much appreciated.

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Riggers as I understand it there is to be safe standing behind the home goal (the west stand) and as much cold Stella as any man/woman can drink.

 

[Mad Cyril]

How can a stadium guarantee safe standing if you have been in the 'Spoons since breakfast?

 

[TrueBlue]

1: The stadium painted rainbow colour's
2: A statue of Jeremy Corbyn outside
3: A safe space for when I feel offended
4: Pronouns banned, alongside swearing
5; CS Cockles also banned
6: A pound in the glass strip pub for the lads ( and lasses if they like drinking from the fury cup.

5. Truly is a must! We don’t need that knuckle dragging thug anywhere near our rainbow temple!

 

[TrueBlue]

How can a stadium guarantee safe standing if you have been in the 'Spoons since breakfast?

Seats can still come down if your that wasted I guess

 

[Kat_r]

5. Truly is a must! We don’t need that knuckle dragging thug anywhere near our rainbow temple!

You joke but I was just saying in 50 to 70 years time I don’t think we will have local supporter base anymore looking at demographic shifts.

 

[Shrimpet steve]

Free entry

 

[Kat_r]

Free entry

Lol. Don’t be silly whichever parasite own the club owns the fans.

 

[Smiffy]

Seats can still come down if your that wasted I guess

Handy for you then.

 

[stewart]

Playboy bunnies performing at half time

 

[TrueBlue]

Handy for you then.

You don’t even go games anymore!

 

[Kat_r]

Playboy bunnies performing at half time

Nope