Women are Crazy

[MrB]

On the flip side if you really like a bird then you dont have any issues and come together naturally.

If I like her that much there's zero chance of us coming together, I probably won't even get my pants off in time.

 

[Jai]

Some of you lads really prove why you are from Essex! All this talk of birds and belting living daylights out of them and smash up the dirt box.... how lucky the "birds" are!!!

I think you'll find we're pretty much the same the world over...

 

[DTS]

Some of you lads really prove why you are from Essex! All this talk of birds and belting living daylights out of them and smash up the dirt box.... how lucky the "birds" are!!!

Says the girl who on another thread is talking about her hair,clothes, make up, vibrators etc......Pot kettle black.

You just couldnt make it up could ya.....:clap:

 

[MissWestStand]

Says the girl who on another thread is talking about her hair,clothes, make up, vibrators etc......Pot kettle black.

You just couldnt make it up could ya.....:clap:

hmmm I accept that I was talking about summer clothes on another thread... but the rest...? Vibrators, really? I think that was the little day dream you just had there.

 

[Einstein]

Some of you lads really prove why you are from Essex! All this talk of birds and belting living daylights out of them and smash up the dirt box.... how lucky the "birds" are!!!

I'd personally hazard a guess that I come into contact with a minimum of 8 different nationalties every single day, and I can most definitely confirm that there's no such thing as the 'Essex race'. It's called the 'Male race'...

 

[callan]

Most birds want romance and blokes want sex...thats the bottom line.
Some like myself are lucky enough to have a person in their life that they can have both with.
As to what to do with bird, quite simple really let her know that she was just a shag but the only time you would want to be with her is after 9 pints and only if there is nothing else on offer.
Cruel to be kind is the way forward here.

 

[MissWestStand]

Most birds want romance and blokes want sex...thats the bottom line.

When did you conduct this survey???!!

 

[Numphgirl]

The only picutre that I can see is a mental image of you with a big scottish thumb on your head. :whistling:

well DtS, you obviously can't picture things that well !!:p

 

[callan]

When did you conduct this survey???!!

Are you saying it's incorrect then?

 

[MissWestStand]

Are you saying it's incorrect then?

Well I am not saying thats not what people want, but thats a very stereotypical view of everyone. I know a lot of blokes who would rather have something more meaningful than a shag, and I know girls that like to be out and enjoying themselves without the strings attached.

 

[Firestorm]

Most birds want romance and blokes want sex...thats the bottom line.

isn't that just the laws of nature though. Any fan of wildlife shows will know that the male has to do all the display to get a sh*g whereas the female selects the male on the grounds of their ability to sire strong offspring and , where the female doesn't boot him out or eat him afterwards, feed and protect the young.

The only example I can think of of life time monogamy in nature is the Swan, which as the partners in the relationship are both birds it sort off explains it.


PS in case Mrs FS is reading, this is a bravado and don't mean a word of it , and yes dear I'll pick up the shopping on the way home....

 

[canveyshrimper]

Well I am not saying thats not what people want, but thats a very stereotypical view of everyone. I know a lot of blokes who would rather have something more meaningful than a shag, and I know girls that like to be out and enjoying themselves without the strings attached.

Too right, I've never had a prediliction for large sea birds.:thumbdown: ;)

 

[callan]

Well I am not saying thats not what people want, but thats a very stereotypical view of everyone. I know a lot of blokes who would rather have something more meaningful than a shag, and I know girls that like to be out and enjoying themselves without the strings attached.

Maybe i'm old fashioned in my views, but don't believe they are stereotypical.

 

[MissWestStand]

Maybe i'm old fashioned in my views, but don't believe they are stereotypical.

So you seriously think every girl out there wants a relationship, and no bloke is actually capable of wanting anything more than a shag?

 

[callan]

So you seriously think every girl out there wants a relationship, and no bloke is actually capable of wanting anything more than a shag?

If you read again what i wrote carefully, you will notice it starts with the word "most".

 

[class]

:D

Not all people who went to that uni are from Cheltenham, remember?!

That makes it worse then! :O

 

[Vange Shrimper]

That makes it worse then! :O

Behave, you!

 

[MrB]

"moist"

snigger :)

 

[TheSouthendUnitedRunner]

Why cant a bloke say to a girl 'before anything happens, I really dont wanna take it any further, i.e i'm not interested in a relationship, I just want a bit of fun, i.e a shag.'?

Then there will be no problems there, would there?

But that my ruin any chances of said shag.

 

[DTS]

well DtS, you obviously can't picture things that well !!:p

You have made this 10x worse no by defending you man.......

Oh dear :thumbdown: