Bentley's Absurd Gait
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Quite apart from the fact that my credit rating is lower than Montserrat's position in the FIFA rankings, I wouldn't want a mastercard due to my utter contempt for their current advertising campaign.
Kids want PS3s, Prada phones, £300 plimsolls, so parents work their arses off and take on a crippling credit burden. But according to Mastercard, they need to do more, and unless they take the little sh!ts sailing at the weekend instead of sitting down for ten minutes, they're useless parents. I'll keep my debit card and if my kids are bored, they can mow the lawn.
Kids want PS3s, Prada phones, £300 plimsolls, so parents work their arses off and take on a crippling credit burden. But according to Mastercard, they need to do more, and unless they take the little sh!ts sailing at the weekend instead of sitting down for ten minutes, they're useless parents. I'll keep my debit card and if my kids are bored, they can mow the lawn.