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  1. Amazing add on C2C

    Anyone noticed that Frankie Boyle is now the face of C2C family railcards? https://www.c2c-online.co.uk/days-out-and-offers/
  2. RHB

    10th annual Dave's Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe competition

    The full list of shortlisted jokes: I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change. Ken Cheng (Winner) Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book. Frankie Boyle I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the...
  3. RHB

    Does Hell give off heat or does it absorb it?

    "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." This was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and...
  4. Floval Flyer

    I'm a celebrity........

    .............celebrity is stretching it a bit thin again! If you could chuck 3 famous people in there who would it be? I'd go for; Gazza Flava Flav Frankie Boyle
  5. The Big Shrimp

    Spare Frankie Boyle Ticket

    If anybody is interested, I have a spare ticket for Frankie Boyle tonight at the Cliffs. Its in the 2nd row of Box A, so out of range of his sharp tongue!! Let me know ASAP, if interested. It starts at 8.00 tonight.
  6. Shrimperstrust

    Premiership Withdraw Funding From Supporters Direct

    The Premiership have withdrawn funding from SD over a couple of Tweets made in May by the then Chief Exec. Dave Boyle. Whilst the Tweets were offensive and aimed at Franchise FC and Winkleman in particular, after AFC Wimbledon secured Promotion to the Football League, the Premiership are using...
  7. Andy_S

    Reserves today?

    Did anyone go along today? I wondered how the trialist Jack Boyle got on. How Obaze did and how the youngsters like George Smith, who seemingly scored a cracker, got on.
  8. Tramadol nights / Morganna

    Anyone seen these? Frankie Boyle's Tramadol nights: Unsure what to make of it. Some bits are VERY funny (George Michael's Highway Code), some bits are awful (Knight Rider) and some bits are uncomfortable and seem to have been put in to **** of Daily Mail readers. As for Morganna. Jesus, I've...
  9. Hotman


    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  10. Robinho: The £32.5m Advert

    When Manchester City pipped Chelsea to the signing of Robinho 18 months ago, it was dubbed as the transfer that would make the whole world take notice. It has, we’ve now noticed just how petulant a footballer can possibly be. The Brazilian forward come winger come child has had what can only be...
  11. canveyshrimper

    Internet Warning

    If you receive an email entitled "Nude photo of Susan Boyle". DO NOT OPEN IT, it does contain a nude photograph of Susan Boyle. :)
  12. Just how good a motivator is Tilly?

    Can't help thinking rather like Susan Boyle with that amazing voice - so we have an incredible motivator like you'd never believe from listening to him do a media interview! He's not Mr Perfect, but who is? I just can't get over his motivational skills. They should have been beyond doubt in...
  13. Round 9

    All 4 ties are Premier$hite style draws today IMHO. First up gives us Danny Boyle (Matt The Shrimp) v Oliver Stone (Marvel315) Evidence please guys!
  14. Battle of the MODERN film directors

    Here's the draw in full, made not by Alan Hansen and his warm balls at FA HQ, but a swish Excel Macro I found online. Day 1 M. Night Shyamalan v John Woo Michael Moore v Martin Scorsese Frank Darabont v Guillermo Del Toro Darren Aranofsky v Kevin Smith Day 2 Mike Newell v Sam Mendes. John...
  15. Vange Shrimper

    Question SZ Sponsor links

    Is it just me or does the first Clothing and Fashion sponsor link (on the left hand side of the page) person look like Frankie Boyle and the second one look a bit like that Honey from Eastenders? I've only just noticed them! Hils.
  16. Michael McIntyre

    so, is he fun or not? At first I thought he was funny, then I decided he wasn't (and instead was just annoying), but then I watched some more of him and found him pretty decent. It seems quite popular to hate him just because he's on TV all the time (similar to the Frankie Boyle backlash really).
  17. Thorpe Groyney

    Subo Erupts

    Oh dear. It seems like Ms. Boyle didn't take too kindly to not winning the other night. From the Press Association ... Scottish singer Susan Boyle is taking time off on the advice of a doctor after losing out to dance group Diversity in the Britain's Got Talent final...
  18. manor15

    Britains Got Talent: Susan Boyle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related She really shocked me when she started singing and I thought she was excellent but is she really as good as people are making out? 60 odd million views, American news channells showing it and has been on the news for the last week or...
  19. shrimper loz


    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...