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comedians

  1. Lars Unger

    Lars has just come on at Upton Park for Germany in Legends game against England in a fiftieth game. Sadly the Germans are 1-6 up at this stage albeit it we picked quite a few comedians.
  2. Cricko

    Top Comedians

    Ok so who are the best/ top Comedians in the UK at the moment? Might even do a little "Battle of" if we get enough nominations. So you can't name Peter Kay...:finger:
  3. Question What is the most that you would pay for a comedy ticket?

    Jerry Seinfeld is doing a one-off show at the O2 in London next July. Tickets are £100 or £110 apparently (according to the mailshot that the O2 emailed round this morning). I'd like to see Jerry again, but that is an extortionate amount of money. I saw him in Vegas a few months back and his...
  4. Smart businessman, or outright scoundrel?

    Over the course of the weekend I was tasked with finding a friend of mine a ticket for V Festival as she'd been ripped off on eBay and was in a bit of a panic about missing out. As it happens, I know someone from Uni who's a bit of a dab hand with these occasions. As something of a prologue...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Chris Powell

    Fighting Talk on Radio 5 Live has a segment called Defending the Indefensible where pundits or comedians (note Mark Lawrensen the two are separate) are given an outrageous statement that they have to somehow justify for 30 seconds of airtime. Now I've always fancied my chances of playing devil's...
  6. Tim Vine

    Saw the Roy Chubby Brown thread and thought about this guy. Got some tickets for him for Sunday. Great comedian, one of those comedians who tells jokes that arent great but the speed he comes out with them just keeps the laughter going. I think he holds the record for most gags told in a minute...
  7. DTS

    If your best mate turned gay.....

    would if affect your friendship. Before any of the hilarious comedians on the board come out with "is there anything you need to tell us Dave" or any other Brighton related jokes I can assure you this is not a personal question. I was out with our Life Assurance bloke last week as he said he...
  8. * ORM *

    Oh what an atmosphere !

    I love a party with a happy atmosphere ! As the atmosphere on Saturday was as flat as Goldie Hawn's chest I'd like to suggest limiting our home gate to 8,000 for big games and asking each non-season ticket fan 3 SUFC related questions before they come through the turnstiles. If...
  9. Nathan Barley

    Just got round to watching Fridays first episode of the new C4 comedy, Nathan Barley. Written and directed by Chris Morris (The Day Today, Jam, Brass Eye etc) who is one of my favourite comedians - though he isnt actually in it, the script is unmistakeably Morris! His use of language is...
  10. fbm

    The Match

    STOP PRESS Steve Tilson, fresh from signing Terry Alderton after seeing him play in "The Match" last Sunday, has revealed that he was so impressed with the performances of some of the celebrities that he is considering adding more to the Shrimpers payroll. "I was really...
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