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  1. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. BoyWonder2

    Decent face or decent body?

    Good people of SZ, At work with have this bird (shes 30 and I'm 23) who I have a bit of a thing for, by that I mean I want to shag her but she is an interesting one. Body wise she is stunning. Crack arse, slim, great legs the things that I love in a bird, but her tits are on the small side...
  3. * ORM *

    Geoff King MUST go and GO SOON !!!!

    Shamelessly taken this description from another thread posted by Napster "Geoffrey King is a member of the Chartered Institute of Secretaries and Administrators, a member of the Institute of Management and a Fellow of the Faculty of Builders. Prior to his involvement with Southend United he...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. fredheim_holm

    Southend Borough Council Letter - 28/07/09

    Just received a letter regarding FF, thought I'd post it up as it's open to all. NOTICE UNDER ARTICLE 8 Town and Country Planning (General Development Procedure) Order 1995 (as ammended) App No: SOS/09/01203/FULM Site Location: Part of Fossetts Farm and SUFC Training Ground nor Eastern Avenue...

  5. Drewe Broughton

    Watching the egg chasing over the last couple of Saturdays in Crete & met a guy who was a physio/personal trainer. He said he'd been doing close season work for a couple of years with some footballers (loose description I know), one being a Drewe who'd played for MK Dons, near where he lived, &...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  6. TrueBlue

    Rons Blogg

    Chairman's Blog Firstly before I deal with Q&A there are one or two things to clear up. The first relates to Peter Clarke and an article in today’s Echo. In last week’s blog I set out the position, once again, surrounding Peter but for the record there have been no discussions with Peter...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Yer Blues

    best ebay description ever?

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150323844720 i want it.
  8. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. BoyWonder2

    Possible Transfer Target?

    There was a rumour on here a few weeks ago that we was trying to get in a League Two right back (Full time) and a centre half plying his trade North of the boarder (On Loan) to bolster our rather weak looking back line. Could this guy possibly be the right back...
  11. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Can any of you old gits help

    I received my best ever Christmas pressie when I was 8 and can not remember what it was called and want to pick the brains of the old gits on the Zone. S**t description coming up. Basically it has a number of ball bearings that went up a cork screw type lift and then when they got to the top...
  12. BaileytheQuitter

    Question Good nights out?

    Where in the Southend, Basildon area is a good place for a night out. Just turned 18 and looking for good clubs/bars/pubs for nights out. Any suggestions? Place and small description would be very helpful.
  13. Bluesmanager

    Why Americans Should Never Travel

    Taken from another site: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. QPR ticket prices....

    After last weekend’s 4-1 win against Southampton, QPR moved up to fourth place in the Championship table. As an air of jubilation swept around the club, they announced that, from now on, they would categorising matches as A, B or C (depending on the opposition) and pricing them accordingly...
  15. Smiffy

    Millwall - Bring your flag and voice!!

    Can we all please bring a flag of some description tomorrow people. Whether its one of the wavable Blue Voice one's, or one of your own SUFC one's, bring it along and lets deck out the Market Porter pub and The Den in Southend United flags. Let's show London who we are and who we support...
  16. Slipperduke

    Claude Makelele

    When Roman Abramovich first pumped Chelsea full of roubles in 2003, it sparked a frenzied shopping spree that would have put Coleen Rooney to shame. Hundreds of millions of pounds were splashed out on an array of talent, but I very much doubt if any of it was put to better use than the £16.8m...

  17. Selling Items on the Zone

    This is a very tricky area.1. of course we love to see items that are SUFC related being sold to other fans...2..We do not have the insurance like Ebay or Paypal to cover things if there is ever a query over standard and description of the item sold..The Zone Owners policy then has to be we are...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Selling or Buying Items on the Zone

    This is a very tricky area.1. of course we love to see items that are SUFC related being sold to other fans...2..We do not have the insurance like Ebay or Paypal to cover things if there is ever a query over standard and description of the item sold..The Zone Owners policy then has to be we are...

  19. Holding hands with a baby

    Don't know if this picture has been posted on Shrimperzone before, but I thought it worth posting. First the background to the story, then scroll down to the picture: Just a fantastic picture, and very thought provoking.
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  20. Slipperduke

    Hounds of Hell

    I used to get these horrible recurring nightmares when I was a teenager. It was every single evening and it was absolutely terrifying. I’d drift off and be transported to a cold, dark forest where I was being chased by a pack of dogs. The dogs were so real and no matter how fast I ran, I could...
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