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  1. Napster

    Best opening lines in movie history

    My favourite here. Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • arter bra diy electrical fixed mortgage selfish starter tin washing
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    The Olympics

    I would have put this on The Slippery Column, but I thought that maybe it would have a wider interest. I think I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one.... It has swallowed up half of Rafa Benitez's midfield, savaged Mark Hughes' plans for a successful start, forced AC Milan fans to...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • athlete caused champions cup diego elite ennis entertaining fixed foo ish league lose mix pigeons resources restricted rubbish sports youth
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. cockles is back

    hello everybodyyyyyyyyyyy

    aren't we doing well? weeeeeell I just thought I would pop by and say hi, still havent got myself fixed up with the internet yet, and am only posting this through my unique mind powers Oscar is doing really well, however he did fall off his motorbike last week, and his tatoo has gone septic...
  4. * ORM *

    HT LWB Bug

    Bugger. Left wing back training bug from start of season (now fixed) for pure defence trainers only. 2x6 weeks of training down the pan. It is hard enough training defence in a midfield dominated game without this happening. No compensation. Also one of my newer purchases with decent PM +...

  5. Car body repairs in Hockley / Rayleigh / Rochford area

    Had a bit of a ding in my car last month which messed up the headlights and the front a bit. Have decided it needs to get fixed but I want to go somewhere where I'm not going to get taken on as I'm not the most vehicle-savvy person on Earth. Got quoted £800 this morning which is more than the...
    • Jai
    • Thread
    • fixed fro somewhere
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Dear Ron, how much do you want for the West Stand?

    Dear Uncle Ron, I would like to know the answer to the above question please. I am not flush with dosh but do have the space. Having spent a considerable part of the last 37 years in the West Stand I think it would be a shame for it just to be smacked to bits. If it could be taken down...
  7. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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    • Thread
    • army barbara bonding bradford carrington ched chocolate cliff complex controlled cup daniels desert didn diet divorced eating encounter enthusiasm fixed gene hackett hanks hasn knives lying mars millionaire minister nico percy pike professor published rigsby romance ski tangled taylor temporarily towers
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. 12345/10/15/20 - life & perpetual season cards ?

    Here is a follow up message sent to Christina Ongley, News Editor of Evening Echo Re: posting "A Seat for Life" - refer to thread last week & Questions raised last week. Ms Ongley, has confirmed having now appointed a reporter to look into the issue[s] and to seek comment from the club...
    • Irate Ian
    • Thread
    • brough buyer capital ched cos fixed foo fur gran icke ickets leasing money mortgage prepared proposals quicker secondary suppor trance triple whammy
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Football Manager Live

    Thought i'd give you guys an update on the game as i've been testing it now for 2 months. Since I last posted, they've added a ton of new features to test that'll be included in the release version. The new Match Engine seems Ok... More of a fixed FM08 Engine now but still a little bugs to be...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • effectiveness engine features fixed foo hidden money occasions posted preference raises reduce
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acquired acted approx behaviour brough candidate caused ched combined cos crows didn district effectiveness exactly experiment fixed hasn hassle insect installed journal norton officer olds parts remotely representative revealing richmond schools shire somewhere stalled sting surrounding systems taylor tone tools towns units versions woy
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Slipperduke

    We are very fortunate to have in our midst a writer of the calibre of Slipperduke - the columns he writes are invariably well thought out and excelently written. I'm not sure that there are many, if any, fan's forums out there who have a writer as good as this contributing regularly. So it...
  12. Slipperduke

    Time Running Out for Rafa

    Time Running Out for Rafa I’ve never been entirely sure about Alan Curbishley. He never seems to be the kind of man who can turn a game, the motivational dynamo who can lift the players, or the tactical genius who can outwit the greats. I’m not still not sure he’s any of the above, but he’s...
  13. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    Time Running Out for Rafa I’ve never been entirely sure about Alan Curbishley. He never seems to be the kind of man who can turn a game, the motivational dynamo who can lift the players, or the tactical genius who can outwit the greats. I’m not still not sure he’s any of the above, but he’s...

  14. New Shares Issue

    SUFC are issuing new shares in the club. I've just got a letter, brouchure and subscription from from Ron Martin about it. Forms have to be submitted by 5pm 19th Feb. Some details: 296,666 Ordinary shares of 25 pence each at £6 per share. i.e each share will cost you £6. Half is payable...
  15. Uncle Leo

    Rep

    All, there are some serious bugs with rep at the moment, so I've turned it off until we can get it fixed. Cheers James

  16. Mortgage payment protection in the event of redundancy

    Has anybody actually been made redundant and claimed on a policy? Basically we've got our annual redundancy "game" being played out again at work. This year I've just got a gut feeling it's my year and we find out at the end of this month. I can see the signs - my annual season ticket ends on...
    • moneypit23
    • Thread
    • claimed fixed icke mortgage rate redundant
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Firestorm

    A really obscure question

    Ok, this may seem a strange request, but does anyone have any thoughts on getting a Ring cut off ones finger.........Do I go to a jeweller, the Hospital, the fire brigade ??? I have worn a particular ring ever since my 21st birthday (it was a present) and it has never been taken off. I am now a...
  18. Exiled Shrimper

    Further pre-season friendly announced

    Blues travel to Melbourne on August 6th: Southend United Friendly Date Fixed
  19. Bob Cratchitt

    Fixing a Boiler

    Just thought I would put this up to see if anyone can make recommendations. Just got back from hols and low and behold the boiler has packed in, I spent 2 hours Saturday night trying to get it working . However on Sunday morning 2hours after it was meant to, it suddenly started up and worked...
    • Bob Cratchitt
    • Thread
    • arter fixed fixing gas heating ish ops prima starter worthy
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Letter to the Chancellor...

    Oops, looks like Mervyn has had to write to Gordon to explain why inflation this month is at 3.1%... clicky (pdf) Two thoughts: 1. Interest rates will be up again next month - watch out all those on anything other than fixed rate mortgages. 2. This paragraph leapt out: Why did CPI inflation...
    • Matt the Shrimp
    • Thread
    • barrel bbc chancellor especially fittings fixed fur furniture inflation mervyn mortgages oil repeated shared sterling temporary
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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