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  1. Sick Jokes...

    There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Colchester. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense. She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her license. When the big day came around, she...
    • Pubey
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    • hills lived test town
    • Replies: 99
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
    • Peter Pan
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    • amounts ban burger crack cries didn dink dru eager establishment grab hadn hills literally mccoys pulled rate rubbish tangled toilets wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Spaceman Spiff

    Lets try to look forward - even if we do go down :)

    Well, I was expecting more today. It had been a great day - met Matt the Shrimp at 8:30am in Lewisham for a fry up breakfast at Maggie's in Lewisham (can heartily recommend it, if anyone is in the area). We pored over the Grand National runners and riders - my early tip of Kelami (based on a...
    • Spaceman Spiff
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    • bang caused cherry deed didn didnt eastwood exactly fallen features fingers hadn hills icke league maggie mentally mis mistakes phew runners spread stronger successes sunshine tilly
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Winkle

    Whats the furthest you have walked when ****ed?

    Billericay station to basildon station! Coming back from London in the Early eighties around November time, got kicked off the train at shenfeild because of signal trouble, no money, lashed up to hilt thinking " it cant be that far"..... 2 and 3/4 hours later I am still walking...
    • Winkle
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    • hills hilt money qui signal taxi wasn
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. J

    Favourite Trainer

    My 3 favourites as follows.. come on dig out those old memories of those 80's classics Adidas Gazelle (vintage 80's) Adidas Forest Hills (vintage) Beckenbauer (vintage)
    • J
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    • hills
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. C C Csiders

    Tilly

    It's not going to happen, but for minor interest sake I thought I would post that Tilly is available at 50/1 to be the next Black Cats manager, but is as low as 25/1 with Bet365. Phil Parkinson, on the other hand, is joint third favourite at 7/1 with Ladbrokes and 8/1 with Hills.
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Pink Panther

    Just seen the trailer for Steve Martin's take on the classic film 'The Pink Panther'. I have only one word to say: NO! Watch out also for 'The Hills Have Eyes' and 'Miami Vice' (with Colin Farrell as Sonny Crockett and Jamie Foxx as Ricardo Tubbs); aren't many original ideas in the next few...
  8. Uncle Leo

    Bournemouth game

    I probably shouldn't say this, but if you want a bet on Southend tomorrow, don't come to Ladbrokes! Us and Hills are very much in disagreement.... William Hill: Southend........6/5 Draw..............11/5 Bournemouth...9/5 Ladbrokes: Southend........4/5 Draw..............9/4...
  9. Uncle Leo

    League One

    Best prices: Huddersfield.....4/1 (generally available) Swansea.........11/2 (Stan James) Southend........6/1 (Bet365, Coral, Ladbrokes) Forest............7/1 (Coral, Hills) Brentford........8/1 (Coral, Ladbrokes) Barnsley..........18/1 (Hills) Bradford..........25/1 (Stan James) There's...

  10. Who's lumped on?

    Just checked W Hills latest odds today and Southend have come in from 50's to 25/1. Looks like someone thinks we have a good chance of decent success this coming season.

  11. The Chat Room for Today

    Will as ever be: Here Provided by The Shrimpers Online Team I'm posting it up early because the weather here in the Highlands has turned sunny, and my son is dragging me all over the hills persecuting innocent and inoffensive fish. Should we be cursed with good weather tomorrow, I might...

  12. Chat Room for Tomorrow

    Will as ever be: Here Provided by The Shrimpers Online Team I'm posting it up early because the weather here in the Highlands has turned sunny, and my son is dragging me all over the hills persecuting innocent and inoffensive fish. Should we be cursed with good weather tomorrow, I might...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • hills
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Chat Room for Tomorrow

    Will as ever be: Here Provided by The Shrimpers Online Team I'm posting it up early because the weather here in the Highlands has turned sunny, and my son is dragging me all over the hills persecuting innocent and inoffensive fish. Should we be cursed with good weather tomorrow, I might...

  14. League Two

    Best prices for the leading contenders.... Yeovil.........5/4 (Hills) Scunny.......7/2 (Shrimpersbet, SkyBet) Swansea.....9/2 (Shrimpersbet) Northants...14/1 (totesport) Southend....25/1 (Ladbrokes) Darlo..........25/1 (generally available) At 1/5 the odds for finishing in the top three, the...
  15. Napster

    Spotted!

    Spotted this week: Friday 16th July 2004 Southend Airport, 08:50: 1 Cuckoo (flew over Aviation Way). Paul Griggs (SOG). Thursday 15th July 2004 Battlesbridge, 09:15: 1 Little Egret (again in the pool where the new A130 crosses the Crouch). Paul Baker (SOG). Wednesday 14th July 2004 Benfleet...
    • Napster
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    • airport broadway creek eastwood fleet following hills incl lawn legged reed thundersley wes
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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