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  1. Bobby dazzler

    Seriously annoying Tom Tom Drum in South Lower

    Why oh Why has someone decided to bring a drum in the South Lower directly behind the goal ? Please tell this young man firstly that the Tom Tom Drum he has makes a noise that is so high pitched it might as well be him playing a Triangle. Secondly if he is going to bring one then PLEEEEEEEASE...
  2. 2 free tickets today - South Lower

    My lads team were handing out freebies today & got a couple of spares for some folks who normally want them - turns out they are already sorted so these are going spare. Please contact me asap if you want them. Ideally I would like to hand them over outside the front of the club shop @ about...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    Music venues

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/nov/25/small-venues-survive-forum-tunbridge-feature What's your favourite(small) music venue and why? Mine certainly used to be La Boîte in Barcelona,which closed down here a few years back.It was a fantastic small cellar bar run by a couple of brothers,who...
  4. maninasuitcase

    Martyn Booty

    Has left Hyde when he was part of the management team with Gary Lowe.
  5. Shrimperstrust

    Under 18's Match Report Blues Beaten by Bees - 3rd March 2012

    Southend United Under-18s’ lengthy unbeaten League run came to an abrupt end at the weekend as Jamal Lowe and George Sykes fired ten-man Barnet to victory at The Hive. Rob Craven's match report can be found here.
  6. Cricko

    Quarter Final Heat 3

    The 3rd heat in the Quarter Finals is the battle between, Emily Atack - SupaBlues. v Daisy Lowe - Pubey. Pictures and votes please guy's
  7. Cricko

    Round 2 Heat 7

    Which one of these 2 ladies will go through into the final 8. Daisy Lowe - Pubey. V Anne Hathaway - pickledseal. Pictures and votes please gents.
  8. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 7

    On to heat 7 which sees the battle between. Daisy Lowe - Pubey V Mila Kunis - Museshrimper Pictures and votes please Gents.
  9. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
  10. R.I.P. Whispering Ted

    Ted Lowe was also one to slip away yesterday. Kinda fitting he passed away on the day of the Final in the World Championship R.I.P Ted http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/broadcasting/news/a317351/snooker-mourns-passing-of-ted-lowe.html
  11. RIP Ted Lowe

    Whispering Ted, died today aged 90. I'll always remember him commentating on the hey-day of snooker in the 80's. RIP Ted. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/snooker/13253010.stm
  12. OldBlueLady

    League 2 Team of the Year 2010/11

    Thought Ryan Hall might have stood a chance of making it in there, but seemingly not: League Two team of year: Tommy Lee (Chesterfield), Damian Batt (Oxford United), Joe Skarz (Bury), Ian Sharps (Shrewsbury), Guy Branston (Torquay), Gareth Ainsworth (Wycombe), Danny Whitaker (Chesterfield)...
  13. Cristiano Ronaldo

    Superb piece about Cristiano Ronaldo by Sid Lowe. Not only focussing on the shiney faced footballer, but also the bonkers coverage by the Spanish press! http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/feb/22/cristiano-ronaldo-real-madrid-villarreal
  14. SUFC Forever

    Rumours Regarding Southampton FC

    There is a rumour going around that Southampton will be resigning from the league at the end of the season and will be applying to play in the Blue Square Conference for 2009/10. This I suppose is better in the long run than the alternative of going under completely. If this is true, it is a...
  15. Slipperduke

    Clough and Ready

    He didn't pick the team, he didn't give the teamtalk and he didn't mastermind the tactics, but the mere presence of new manager Nigel Clough at Pride Park seemed to inspire Derby County to an unlikely, but fully deserved victory over Manchester United. Clough may be following in his famous...
  16. Zane Lowe Masterpieces - Rage Against The Machine

    Yes I know, Zane Lowe is a complete tw*t (could he be a late entrant for Battle of the Tools?!). However last night he played in full, Rage Against The Machines self-title album, as part of his Masterpieces series. I didn't listen to it last night, but have just blasted the album out in...
  17. Vange Shrimper

    Foo Fighters Gig

    Got back about 10 mins ago. I have to say, it was brilliant. Zane Lowe was the DJ throughout the night inbetween sets from Futureheads, Supergrass and of course the Foos. All kicked off at half 5 with the Futureheads then Foos came on finally at just gone 8pm. Dave Grohl can really get a crowd...
  18. Robbo

    Goodbye to the South Lower

    Having been (quite rightly) censured by Uxbridge Shrimper last week for implying that another poster's views meant that he was a :censored: , I'm going to have to be careful with this one. I would just like to say goodbye to the South Lower before my transfer to East Reds for next season...
  19. will they get rid of the a.hole stewards next year with the crowds being lower

    after more fun and games on sat with the stewards in the west side, it got me wondering that with the crowds, dropping considerably and many less away fans, will we still have the over zealous stewarding that we have had in the last season, after all less fans should mean less stewards. i for...
  20. Shrimpergarry

    Edwards recall blocked by FA

    Not sure why this is BBC Website Read elsewhere that Wolves had recalled Lowe from Swansea - whyt wasn't theirs blocked? Lowe recalled Nothing on the official site yet