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  1. Benfleet A1

    proto type drawings & models

    If in doubt turn to the all knowing zone. What I need is someone to draw up something I'm playing around with. I'll be honest, I haven't the first idea of where to start finding someone but I'm sure someone on here will. Also, if and when I get the drawings I will need a working model made up...
  2. Frankenstein's Southend monster

    Ok, so we need the following body parts... Head (heading): Strength: Heart: Pace: Privates: Left leg: Right leg: Any other body parts can be suggested (Daryl's arse).
  3. 17 Shades of Stupid

    This is brilliant, someone has collated BDSM/sex tips from women's magazines and collated them. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/shades-of-stupid-emcosmo-ems-worst-bdsm-tips Examples include: "Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his...
  4. Onion_Bag_Dave

    Looking for writers for Music Social Networking Site

    Hello, I own a Music Networking site called Music Gaff. We promote bands, artists, businesses, DJ's, producers etc for free on our site and social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter which have collectively over 7,000 users. We also provide a platform for experienced and non...
  5. TrueBlue

    I can change, you can change, WE can change!

    The year I recall was 2005 I had just got back recently from a summer lads trip to Magaluf (Shagaluf) and I popped myself onto the scales, well more liked blobbed onto the scales, I get my reading at look at my print out.... 25 Stone man I am now I had just crossed from the 24's into 25 zone...
  6. Benfleet A1

    Could Being a Sports Club Be The Way Forward

    It seems a popular concept in many parts of Europe and it seems to work very well for the likes of Red Star, Partizan and Dynamo Zegrab. I only found out today that Barcelona and Bayern Munich were sports clubs rather than just football clubs so I was wondering, could it work here. As an...
  7. Rattus Norvegicus

    Players in ......... players out ..........

    No doubt the stataticians amongst us can answer the question, but the latest (sad) news of injuries don't half make it seem like there have been a lot of players in and out this season ....... perhaps not out as in "sold" but more like "missing" during significant parts of the season...
  8. blues_r_best

    Even Bigger News than the Ipad 3

    SimCity V!
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    The Sack Race

    20 managers have been appointed since the season kicked off back in August, of the 72 in situ then only half were in the position in August 2010 but is simply changing the boss whenever things go awry the answer ?? In the most case no, Plymouth are just as much in the doo now as when Carl...
  10. londonblue

    What Should I Do

    I had my car MOT'd and serviced by VW today. Unfortunately my car failed the MOT because it needs a new rear offside coil spring. VW quoted £188.27 (£68.27 parts and £120.00 labour, for a one hour job) I rang my mechanic who said he could do it for £91.44 saying that it is only a half hour...
  11. Aston Villa to bring back terracing?

    Aston Villa set to bring back terrace standing area at Villa Park Aston Villa are exploring the possibility of introducing a safe-standing area at Villa Park. Club officials have held preliminary talks about becoming Premier League pioneers by creating a new style of terracing at the ground...
  12. Ricky Otto

    Moneyball

    I don't know how many of you have seen this film but it kind of reminded me of what Paul Sturrock has done here, created a team which performs better than the sum of it's parts. It is something Mr Sturrock has done before at other clubs too which makes me wonder if he has some kind of formula...
  13. A word or two of caution for the festive season

    All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is...
  14. Napster

    Actors in films before their time

    I watched Omen III last night, and saw Eric Richard as an astronomer's technician. Eric went on to greater success as Bob Cryer on the Bill. Two more examples came to mind of people in films who had bit-parts who went onto bigger things (for them anyway) - Larry Lamb (Archie in Eastenders) is...
  15. Dagenham's a s****ole I wanna go home

    Why oh why do we sing this moronic song? Hate it when away fans sing it to us and hate it even more when we show a complete lack of respect by singing it at other grounds. I expect Daggers fans realise they don't live in a particularly picturesque area but then parts of Southend are n't great...
  16. Newbie signin in!

    GREETINGS SHRIMPERS! newbie Paisley Shrimper droppin in 2 say 'allo!'. Big shout out to 'wino' who invited me to the zone, over a pint at Bayview, East Fife, last W/end - Thanx M8. Some of U may av seen / heard me there, I was wearin a retro Shrimpers shirt n dodgy sideburns! I've never been...
  17. bucket&spade.f.c

    For those going to Scotland at the weekend!

    I can see 100-150 shrimpers making the long trip and as we are setting up base camp in different parts of Scotland thought it be a good idea if we all met up in one pub close to the ground! http://www.mcphails.co.uk/index.html Its only a 10 min from the ground and seems to be best of a bad...
  18. DoDTS

    The 1953 Floods

    I hope the following is of some interest, on a Saturday afternoon in 1953 Southend United played a poor game of football, the crowd had a good old moan and then went home totally unaware of the disaster that would hit locally in a few hours time. Saturday 31st January 1953 Southend United 1-0...
  19. The Big Shrimp

    Roots Hall Pitch

    I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before, but the pitch at RH is probably in the worst condition that I can remember in a long time. I'm presuming that its like it is because of TefRons cost cutting exercise, but it could come back to haunt us, if we miss out on promotion/play offs. On at...
  20. Homer

    New Modified Car Club for essex

    Hey there, :welcome: Join up to the newest upcoming and gorwing Modified Car Club of the South East. www.essexpistonheadz.co.uk Click into the forum which is FREE to join and get involved, the forum includes all sorts of information that you might need to know whether its from parts selling...
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