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  1. Bielzibubz

    If you were born in the 50's, 60's or 70's

    Doesn't this just some up what it was like growing up and exactly what the kids of today are missing out on? First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    No Blind Spot, Wenger's Just Too Loyal

    Much will be written in the coming days about Arsene Wenger and his perceived ‘blind spot’ for goalkeepers. It is the death knell for thousands of trees, all doomed to slaughter just so that we can be told that one of the finest managers in the history of the Premier League cannot even recognise...
  3. Jedi Shrimper

    SZ Best Albums of 2009

    So what are everyone's favouritre albums of this year? As ever I have a list of mine... 1. Wild Beasts - Two Dancers 2. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest 3. Mos Def - The Ecstatic 4. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More 5. The Horrors - Primary Colours 6. Alessi’s Ark - Notes From The Treehouse 7. Patrick...
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Official Match Thread Gillingham V What we have left

    Wow what a downer of a week this past one has been..anyway on to today and the glory of the FA cup Any team news or guess's yet? Don't forget the Zone Chatroom today people..Trees and nooses supplied free.
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    14 Months For Stoned Trucker Killer - Who's To Blame?

    The place where I work are running this story on their news page: A lorry driver who killed a young woman on the A13 in Basildon, while under the influence of drugs has been jailed for 14 months. The parents of Louise Cooper say they are outraged at the sentence given to trucker...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. ESB's League One Preview - Part 2

    Millwall Last Season: 5th Manager: Kenny Jackett Key Player: Nadjim Abdou, Midfielder. Prediction: 6th Those delightful Bermondsey boys were incredibly unlucky in the Play-Off final last term, losing to Matt Sparrow at Wembley. Keeping their squad together and another season under Kenny...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. BalmainShrimper

    Cycling: The Race Across America (RAAM)

    Hi all for anyone into cycling (or anyone into amazing feats of human endurance), The Race Across America started this week. RAAM is a non-stop 3000 mile race from San Diego to Annapolis. It is regarded as the world's toughest physical endurance event. Forget the Tour de France, this is a...

  8. Hurry up Ron, one man and his dog are after you..!

    I stumbled accross this on Youtube - personally I think this chap has far too much time on his hands - but I guess entitled to his view.. Ron, get building soon - before he ties himself to one of the trees!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3gNu4zP0s&feature=channel_page
  9. Forever A Shrimper

    Question Are contracts worth the paper they are written on?

    Southend United seems to be killing a lot of trees with there concept of contracts. Cancellations here, and no commitments there. Players come and go as they please, not as there contract says. So, I ask you. Other than things like a wage package yada yada yada, are contracts really worth it?
  10. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Message to the idiots at Prittlewell

    I hope the people who were chucking bricks/stones/pebbles at the train at prittlewell do not come on here, but if they do a quick message Thanks! After you started chucking things at the train it sparked up a conversation couple of Chelsea fans and it turned into a great hour long chat about...
  12. South Bank Hank

    It's only going to get worse...

    ...well it MIGHT do since we have games coming up thick and fast, our team isn't functioning as a unit, we have no quality on the bench to shake things up and so many of our better quality loanees have returned to their clubs (even if in some cases this might not be for too long). We certainly...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Question Little help regarding the Youth Team...

    As part of my course, I'm doing an investigative article into the success and progress the Southend youth team have been making over the last few years, and how it can be a model for other lower league club. Am I right in thinking that it was in 2002 that the youth set-up was reestablished by...
  14. Ayrshire Blue

    Call of Duty World at War

    Coming out soon, who's getting it ? Online gameplay is supposed to be better than COD4 (If that is possible as I thought 4 was amazing) You can swim, drive and climb trees on the new one. Trailer
  15. Ricey

    See!! We Don't Just Save Cats From Trees!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7616764.stm ;)
  16. OldBlueLady

    Apple trees

    Bit random this, but thought I'd just see if anyone's had the same problem with their apple trees as us? Had loads of blossom and plenty of fruit form all hunky dory and just as usual, have had no trouble at all with aphids this year (normally a major pest) but nearly all the fruit has dropped...
  17. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - Part two.

    Our latest Interview is with with Old blue lady, also known as Kay. So come with me, as I poke around in Kay's business. ------------------------------------------- Q. Do you believe in love at first sight? OBL - I used to but I've grown up a lot since then, you have to move with the times...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. CHEMICO FC

    Bulldozers Are In Fossetts Farm.

    I went passed fossets farm today and the bulldozers were flatting the ground and trees.??????????????? true, is this the start.

  19. Cat up a tree

    I always thought it was an old wives tail that cats climb trees and get stuck, but i have just spent an hour trying to help the next door neighbour get there cat out of a tree. I suggested getting out the hose pipe and shooting it down but she was having none of it. We tried everything, food...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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