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  1. Slipperduke

    Sympathy For The Devil

    Perhaps we’ve all been a bit too hard on Peter Scudamore this week. Entire legions of the press corps have mercilessly opened fire on the EPL’s Chief Executive in the past five days after he announced that the 20 top flight teams would be slipping on the thigh-high boots and whoring themselves...

  2. Most gutting result this year ....

    possibley everyone wll be thinking Orient ...... but there have been a fair few others and by far the worse for me was sitting with the Seagulls in the Theatre of Trees as we threw away all 3 points ....
  3. Slipperduke

    Barwick

    December is a busy time of year over here in England. There's Christmas shopping to be done, Christmas decorations to be arranged, Christmas trees to be purchased. In short, there's a whole lot of Christmas going on. Most of us spend these early weeks of the month constructing an enormous...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • arrives candidate challengers consultation foo grab handing highlights icke ickets languages mis mistakes phonecalls procrastination rack rees screaming taylor venables wouldn
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. DTS

    Wife swap's rule changes in our own lives.

    I am sure most of you are familiar with Wife Swap on Channel 4 - but for those of you who are not baiscally you get two generally weird couples and the wifes from each house swap places and go and live in the other ones house for two weeks. Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arsed dts rees wild wives
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. C C Csiders

    'tis the Season to be jolly!

    Just been to Homebase to get a replacement blade for my Bosch mower, as tomorrow is last mow of the year, until about July 2008 day, and couldn't find the blade I needed. I asked an assistant who told me "sorry! We are not stocking any at the moment, as it is an unseasonal item." Yet, looking...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    20 years on - The Great Storm of 1987

    Well, 20 years ago today we woke up to find most of the trees of the south-east of England had blown away. I personally slept through the whole thing & was surprised to find a rather upset mother (she's a bit of a tree-hugger) when I got up to go to school as usual. Despite my school being...
  7. biffo

    If all is sweet in the SUFC garden.....

    am i not the most attractive poster on here? Do i moisten you?....................................................................Do you feel the need to call me 'sir biffo'? after all, i once was a good golfer and i thought i might be a good teacher...but alas doing it and teaching it turned...
    • biffo
    • Thread
    • cos cup didn didnt ive nudge reduce rees seperate teacher
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. wiggy

    Oh dear, Tilson has learnt nothing.....!

    Anyone here agree with the starting 11 today? Still as stubborn, i will play the useless Matt Harrold and i refuse to make a substitution before 8 mins from time. At least in the Championship you can admire the decent football played by the opposition, today they were both garbage. Orient were...

  9. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
    • HUTTON
    • Thread
    • ant asteroid bathroom bra buildings cracks didn disease disney doctors ead electricity ell fours heaven hes meat money moon oil professor rees singing soup stopped trap
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Pvrs The Beginning

    It strikes me that the residents of Prittlewell Village need to form a resistance squad, to the proposed developements in our midst. 1. We do not want a supermarket or houses on Roots Hall 2. We do not want the park to lose any trees 3. We do no want the road to be widen down by the bell...
  11. C C Csiders

    Your "Carry On" moment

    I've just remembered a "carry on" moment I had five years ago when we moved into our current house. We used to live in Chelmsford town centre, and it was very rare to see any birds in our back garden, apart from the odd starling, and if we were very lucky a blackbird may have paid a visit...
  12. DTS

    SZone Careers Advice Centre.

    A bloke I used to work with at LTSB head office has just quit his job as a broker in the city earning really good money to become a tree surgeon. Fair play to the bloke as he has taken a massive pay cut:fury: but has done it as he has always wanted to work with trees. :thump: So I am strating...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • money qui rees sports teacher
    • Replies: 132
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. shrimptank

    Inside the Meeting.

    Well, what an afternoon. Myself, BLUEBLOOD and SUFCEssex got to the meeting and has to blag our way in and finally took our seats in the public gallery about 13.55. There seemed to be a lot of totally pointless wasted time as the councillors, debated the finer details of the application. We...
    • shrimptank
    • Thread
    • applause beloved blindingly centres concrete didn discussed foo hidden indication rees retail seated stopped town voice
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. secondalibi

    It's time for a change Mr Tilson!

    Changes? C'mon Tilly!!!! It's so easy, make the change!!! We can't defend, and we don't create enough chances!! Is it any wonder that we're bottom!?!?!?! The time has come....we have to make do with the players that we...
  15. DTS

    Females you have chased

    We have not had a good old lads chat for a while and I think its about time we got another going. So my topic for today is "Who have you been dying to sleep with only to get there and be totally disapointed by there performance". Mine happened as recently as this summer. I was given a...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • afford boarded boyfriend cos croydon fitting mortgage rees ski wish
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    Best Unashamed Pop Song

    I'm just playing about with this www.blogmusik.net thing and I'm having a bit of an 80s moment. As I type this I'm listening to the desperately uncool Nik Kershaw sing about trees, rivers and holes in the ground in his seminal work 'The Riddle'. Later, I'm going to...

  17. Bermuda game

    Bermuda vs Southend We are off to the game in a few minutes with the kids and a few recruited Irish (Southend) fans. Is anyone else going? There is a HMS ship parked on Front St. Hamilton and a few Southend shirts walking about the city today mixing with all the Italians waiters who are...
    • AJA
    • Thread
    • ead fro goa hamilton hms larger rees
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. shrimptank

    Camp Bling solution...

    Leave Camp Bling to the Family Stand. Fristly bring in the kids to carry out some tree planting activities elsewhere in the borough....very educational and something that schools are in favour of. Then bring in the older kids to sit outside and play on their PSP's / walkmen etc... and...

  19. The New Ground Will Not Go Ahead.....

    if the Priory Crescent road widening scheme does not go ahead. Is this true ? A letter in tonights Echo raises a very important question regarding the future of SUFC , and states that if the tree huggers at Camp Bling get their way and the road widening is shelved then any further...
    • prittlewellshrimper
    • Thread
    • ant collected cos discussed dual eviction fur havent locally money raises rees removal signatures
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Fossetts Farm
  20. andrew_sthnd

    danny gay

    didn't go to the bansley game today and to spare my fingernails i decided to go to watch chelmsford city vs braintree. saw braintrees 'keeper was danny gay. played ok but wasnt really tested tbh. One thing i did notice was the fact that his hair made him look like an 80s wrestler!!
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