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  1. Uncle Leo

    100 ball cricket

    I assume most cricket fans on here have seen these latest proposals from the ECB. Thoughts? https://www.ecb.co.uk/news/668162/ecb-presents-100-ball-domestic-game-for-men-and-women I'm all for thinking of new ways to get people in to cricket, but can't see that shaving 20 balls off an innings...

  2. Is there any way to stop the persecution of Deegan ?

    Deegan was playing really well,breaking the rhythm of a very capable Coventry side with excellent tackling.Shaving off his beard might help a bit but the real need is for competent,consistent,fair-minded referees.Some hope ! The idiot today failed to card players on both sides for challenges...
    • Zeuss
    • Thread
    • blues deegan english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league persecution real football roots hall shaving shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 190
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. We could lose a famous landmark.

    Hi all. New to the forums but was connected to SUFC back in the 60's when I used to sell little blue money prize tickets to help raise funds for the club. Anyone remember them? Anyway, thats not what i have posted for. I hope that you don't mind an important but non - football related...
    • Rizla01
    • Thread
    • ant crow crown enjoyed flavour football ickets ish lose loss mile money posted products rate rubbish script shaving southend stopped sufc support town
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. bucket&spade.f.c

    Shaving my arse(hole) before a date. Gay or acceptable?

    Ok guys/girl im serious with this one . Tomorrow night im going out with really hot mature lady from work, see the pic: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs315.snc4/41081_146036078759009_100000578529293_324385_109594_n.jpg She has 2 kids, but great firm body and great tits. And...
  5. Benfleet A1

    The Wet Head Shave.

    I suffer from dry scalp. I have tried everything on the market, chineses herbal remedies, shampoo's, oils, the lot but nothing makes a blind bit of differance. I would walk into a barbers for a razor cut and the very second my head was touched the entire shop would disappear in a Sibierian...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • flame gents money pain recommended shaving ski touched town toys warmed
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Shaving

    I was having the age old debate yesterday with a couple of work colleagues ….to wet shave, dry shave of not bother. I am a white collar worker and have regular meetings with clients and vendors so have to be clean shaved pretty much every day and for me there is nothing that compares...
  7. Ricey

    Male Shaving Habits

    After having a discussion the other night, a rather random one might I add about where you shave. I think it was after he looked in the programme last night and noticed Johnny Herd has no hair on his legs. So I am going to start a poll and out of interest where abouts do you shave on your...
  8. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Joke

    Black woman all over the world are shaving their pubic hairs today in support of OBAMA's Election victory. Their message to the world is: "READ OUR LIPS....NO MORE BUSH" :whistling:
  9. number11

    Fancy Dress - Please help

    Hi all, My girlfriend and I have been invited to a fancy dress party in September, with the theme 'Pop/Rock Stars'. So, does anyone here have any inspired suggestions? Either something as a couple or for me individually. Im guessing things such as Beatles (Mop Top / Sgt Pepper era), Rod...
    • number11
    • Thread
    • arter beatles elton kee prodigy rock rod shaving
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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