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  1. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    How much did you pay to get in at Stoke?

    Thought it was a bit shambolic re the treatment of away fans on Saturday. We all knew (thanks to SZ) that there was a fiver entry offer subject to buying the local rag four times, so possibly a bit of a non-starter for most of us. For once I didn't get my ticket in advance, turned up at the...
  2. Stats

    This Seasons Signings

    This post is not made as a knee jerk reaction to the Hull game, Its made 17 games into the season, long enough IMO to assess players on how they have performed. I love Steve Tilson to bits but must say I think the majority of signings he's made over the summer have been poor. He's bought in...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Quiz question

    Amongst all the doom and gloom, I think we've missed the fact that this season we've equalled a club record. Your starter for ten: what club record has been equalled this season?

  4. P.I.G. (Parky is God)

    I am fed up with the inbreds texting Essex Radio with the P.I.G. (Parky is God) message, who can come up with a SUFC version of what it stands for. How about "Parky Infected Grapes" as a starter
  5. C C Csiders

    Most over-rated songs in history

    Listening over Xmas to the Virgin Radio top 500 (or was it 1,000) sent in by listeners, it occured to me that many of those songs that made the list, and always seem to make these top 100, 200, 500 etc. lists are IMO grossly over-rated. As my starter for 10, and sticking my head above the...
    • C C Csiders
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    • arter bohemian imo rhapsody spelling starter sticking
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. MrB

    Battrick YP

    Ashley Deane - 17 yo, BT Rating=2,151 LH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable form, Healthy An attacking player with feeble leadership skills and abysmal experience. Stamina: abysmal Wicket Keeping: woeful Batting: mediocre Concentration: mediocre Bowling: woeful Consistency: woeful Fielding...

  7. Boat trip tp Gillingham

    Contrary to what was previously posted that tides are against this idea that is not entirely true. Daytrip cruisers from France used to regularly use the pierhead every saturday afternoon, the tide level is around the 15ft mark, plenty enough for a cruiser for the desired reasons. Your problems...

  8. Your Guide to Port Vale

    Hello all- i'm sure you lot are looking forward to the new season with anticipation.  I know we are after a very positve pre season.  We are pretty confident that we can threaten the top 6 after last years injury-ravaged disaster of a campaign.  Congratulations on your promotion and i hope you...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Funnies insult

    How about a starter for 10../ "If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its bum and teach it to walk backwards!" That's got the ball rolling.......
    • RobM.
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    • arter rolling starter
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. MrB

    Home Grown Players

    From the excellent Football Unlimited website (no, I'm not a Guardian reader!): Europe's top clubs were today ordered to invest in homegrown talent under radical new guidelines agreed by Uefa designed to stop the rich getting richer. After months of deliberation and fine-tuning...
    • MrB
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. Chester Ratings

    I don't think anyone has attempted any ratings for the Chester game so here goes: Flahavan 5 - made only one save all game which he pushed straight out to the Chester forward to score the opener, kicking against the wind he couldn't reach the halfway line for the first 25 minutes which...
    • Hong Kong Blue
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    • ant arter attempted compared ley nobody ran ratings southend starter
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Bob Cratchitt

    Apple's latest babies

    The Mac mini - a great starter machine to help convert the PC world over to Mac Prices start at £339 The latest in the iPod family
  14. Kent Shrimper

    Fortress Roots Hall

    This is a copy of a post i made sunday. We have an opportunity to suggest some ideas, lets use it? "The moaning was terrible and after 20 mins a guy jumped up and shouted some abuse at Tilly. Utter pr*ck. I was so incensed by the lack of atmosphere in the ground today i called the club...

  15. New shirt / Trust question post

    As the starter of the earlier thread I am disappointed that the moderators have seen fit to block further postings. I feel I have the right of reply so here goes.... thanks in particular to Terryinthewest and Andu for their constructive and reasoned contributions to the debate. Some of the...
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    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Reserves v Col Ewe

    TLG has us down for tomorrow, which I presume would be the normal 2pm kick-off. I would look at the official web-site but I know that'd be a waste of time. Does anyone here know if tomorrow is a definite starter?
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