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  1. CC51DAS

    A timely warning on the shocking risks of inbreeding

    Health & Wellbeing from The Independent Inbreeding 'causing rise in birth defects' </EM> By Paul Rodgers Sunday, 10 February 2008 Inbreeding in North East Essex is causing a surge in birth defects, environment minister Phil Woolas warned last night. Mr Woolas described the...
  2. who knew?

    I have been driving for over 50 years. I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...I didn't...and I bet you didn't either... Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the petrol station wondered...mmm...
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
  4. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
  5. A blatantly racist-stereotype joke.

    An Oirish Story. An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.' Tentatively...
  6. duncan bulgaria

    Garlic Bread !!

    My pal at work was telling me that he ordered a pizza the other night with a few of his chums and sat down to eat it , all the lads tucked into the pizza as you do , and then they opened up the garlic bread box only to discover that there was no garlic bread in the box and it had been replaced...
  7. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
  8. Slipperduke

    Stalemate at Stamford Bridge

    Apologies, it was such a rush to get this out in time that I forgot to SZ it! See if you can spot the ****-ups.... So near and yet so far. Manchester United came within ten minutes of ending Chelsea's extraordinary 85 game unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, pegged back by that most unlikely of...
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Semi Final No 2

    The penultimate match of the competition sees MK Shrimpers' Blackadder up against pubeys' Father Ted 'adder has been the stand out performer so far, has it enough left in the tank to see off, IMO, the incredibly over-rated Father Ted ?? Time will tell ...
  10. SUFC Forever

    Scottish FA Cup Final - Queen of the South v Rangers

    It would truly make my day to see Rangers season truly fall apart and sink as far as it possibly could do by Queen of the South beating them in the Scottish FA Cup Final at Hampden Park today. Unlikely to happen as even as crap as Rangers have been lately (well done the Scottish FA for not...
  11. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  12. Slipperduke

    The Keegan factor

    I suppose it started when I used to look at them in magazines. I'd furtively hide under the covers, terrified that someone would catch me, but not so scared that I'd stop. That was bad enough, but then I'd wait for everyone to go to sleep so I could watch them on the obscure satellite channels...
  13. Mr Gilbo

    My Man Utd vs Southend Mug is no more...

    I was cleaning my tropical fish tank out this afternoon, and for some reason my Man Utd vs Southend Utd I got off ebay after the historical win fell from the shelf. Instead of falling into the depths of the tank, or smashing on the side of the tank I managed to knock it with my left hand. My...
  14. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
  15. cockles is back

    morning everyone this is what I think about everything

    right my 2 pence worth, because of my arigance i'm faaaaaaarrrrr to bone idle to read everything if it hasnt been written by me so hear it is Collis hammell barrett richards francis black mayher maca bailey clark mcdonald also I just want you all to know I hate matt harrold and 40 goals...
  16. House Clearance. "Freebies" or a Donation.

    I have just purchased a house in Braintree and I am in the middle of clearing it out to redo up and sell....I have alot of fittings which I am willing to give away or maybe you can add a few quid to the Zone Paypal button... The only thing is you would have to collect them. The house is only ten...
  17. Tonights Line Up

    Collis Hunt Clarke Col Ewe Barrett Macca The Love Child of Scholes and Rooney Richie Eric That ginger one. Bench comprises of Flavs, Francis, Hooper, Charlie Mac and Franck the Tank.
  18. Tin Bath

    Genuine honest message to the players

    Ok guys you have 360 minutes of football ahead of you this season or in old money thats 6 hours and then you have a long holiday. For us mere mortals who arent as lucky as you thats less than a normal days work and our annual holiday isnt a patch on your break so plenty of time to recharge those...
  19. Bielzibubz

    Sounds of the Seventies

    Was just flicking through the channels and came across this....Chic on TOTP, 1979 I don&#39;t know about you lot but I don&#39;t remember looking a complete tw&amp;t like the kids do in the audience Oh wait.....tank tops, flares, collars on shirts that nearly got you airborne in a stiff...
  20. wiggy

    Wiggy&#39;s reserve ratings,

    Sodje 8 solid as a rock, great aerial ability and bullet header of a goal, do we drop A.B, P.C or leave it as it is? Jay Smith 9 just what we are looking for, sublime defence opening perfectly waited through balls, god why doesn&#39;t he get a proper chance? Mitchell Cole 8 very lively...
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