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duncan bulgaria

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Woman
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My pal at work was telling me that he ordered a pizza the other night with a few of his chums and sat down to eat it , all the lads tucked into the pizza as you do , and then they opened up the garlic bread box only to discover that there was no garlic bread in the box and it had been replaced by 2 steaming lumps of poo ( ****ing spell check ) .

Now these fella's are old skool and a few bits of dirt on the food is no problem , but to be faced with 2 lumps of **** is pushing it a bit .

Anyway they phone up the Pizza hut to get an explaination and the guy on the phone said he'd investigate as to why this happened , after a while they recieved a call from the pizza delievery boy saying that he broke down and 2 lads pushed his car to the garage and stayed in his motor whilst he filled the tank up and paid for the petrol .

This is where the guy reckons the switch over took place and could only offer that explaination and did generally seem baffled , now i'm all for practical jokes but swapping a garlic bread for 2 ***** is up there with the best of them ..........................happy chrimbo from Perfect Pizza !!
 
I wonder what the actually practicalities of this were....did they find some dog poo and scoop it up, or did they indeed just each curl one out straight into the box?!

Either way, dont think it will catch on as a pizza topping...
 
2 lads pushed his car to the garage and stayed in his motor whilst he filled the tank up and paid for the petrol .

This is where the guy reckons the switch over took place and could only offer that explaination and did generally seem baffled , now i'm all for practical jokes but swapping a garlic bread for 2 ***** is up there with the best of them........


yeah sorry about that..

wasn't as funny as intended, clearly :unsure:
 
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