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  1. DTS

    Why did I open my mates parcel......My dilema

    This saturday I for the first time in ages had a day at home and did nothing. My only real aim for the day was to nip into Brighton centre and gets Mrs Dts's Xmas presents. I was meant to go at 10am but as my Hereenven side are doing well on Football Manager I didnt actaully leave till gone...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. davewebbsbrain

    Contents in The Pub

    After all the discussion recently regarding language etc in the pub and how kids may see it, I think that swearing is the last thing we need to worry about when videos such as the one yesterday showing dogs and cats being slaughtered are posted...I can't see it now, so presume the Mods have...
  3. Tilly hates yellow boots

    SUFC Documentary

    Hi Guys, I'm in my final year of my media studies for GCSE and i am looking to do a documentary on SUFC. Just looking for some ideas of contents and the such, that you as SUFC would want to see in a documentary about you club. Would very much appreciate it if you could just help me in the...
  4. Spikey Shrimper

    Sunday Football

    Does anyone on here play in the Southend Sunday League? I imagine it the same for all the other leagues as well, Sceptre etc. Anyway, just been on their website and found this:- Latest News / Updates - Tuesday 6th November 2007 Castle Point Borough Council: Castle Point Borough Council have...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. callan

    Useless Kitchen appliances

    To cut a long story short last thursday after debating what to have for our tea, I decided that we would have 'proper chips' rather than oven chips. The Missus agreed to this but pointed out that it was possible we didnt have a deep fat frier but if we had one it would be in the useless kitchen...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. South Bank Hank

    Stupidest things you've done after drinking?

    Bumped into an old mate last night who I hadn't seen for about 12 years and we decided to grab a quick beer. One beer turned into two, which turned into four and so on until I stumbled home in the early hours of this morning. Today, I am nursing the hangover from hell. Anyway, Steve remindered...
  7. DTS

    Thoughts from the East Stand.

    Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on. Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. chadded

    Who did a Winkle?

    Apparantly at the first SZBC drinks meet a while back, Winkle got a little tipsy, and was fortunate enough to see the contents of his stomach on the way home My question is.. Is anyone prepared to admit that they did the same last night?

  9. An open letter to Southend United

    Dear SUFC, I am posting this open letter because whenever I have emailed the club over the years I have never received a reply. I am a season card holder with my young son in the West Stand and was appalled at the lack of segregation on offer at today's match with West Ham, and...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. SUFC_Al

    Live Music Experiences.

    After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...
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    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. South Bank Hank

    Why would you?

    Having driven a little too closely past one of these things on my way back home from the gym just now, I got to thinking... Is there an uglier car on the roads of Britain today? Disclaimer: to any SZ'ers who own, have owned or ever intend to own one of the aforementioned...
  12. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Shrimper2thecore

    Contents insurance

    Hey, Im moving into my first house as a student shortly, and I need to get contents insurance sorted. Anyone know how much I should be looking to pay? And/or good companies to go with? There will be four of us in the house (if it makes a difference to your advice)

  14. WIGGY - The Truth at Last!

    Finally, after intensive investigation and hours of late night research, I can reveal the truth about wiggy: And it is all HERE The most significant finding is this: If only we had known, we could have treated wiggy with the respect that belongs by right only to those who are Completely...
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    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Know when to hold 'em...

    I have decided that I am never going to play Tilly at poker(hence title) as he must be one hell of a gambler. The smallest squad in the division, only two signings, one of those an untried league debutant and the other an aging star on the decline that has not played since December and was more...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Napster

    any lawyers present?

    this has some bearing as to whether we can publish the fixtures- can someone translate into plain English? THE EUROPEAN IP BULLETIN > ISSUE 18, JANUARY 2005 HOT TOPICS 1. THE ecj Interprets the Database Sui Generis Right On the 9 November 2004, the ECJ handed down its decisions in four cases...
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    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Napster

    any lawyers present?

    this has some bearing as to whether we can publish the fixtures- can someone translate into plain English? THE EUROPEAN IP BULLETIN > ISSUE 18, JANUARY 2005 HOT TOPICS 1. THE ecj Interprets the Database Sui Generis Right On the 9 November 2004, the ECJ handed down its decisions in four cases...
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    • brough cases consultation exactly foo football ive materials protected publish repeated requirement resources similar subsequent tents test
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. palexander

    My Lucky bottle of Pee?

    If anyone bothers to read my lengthy post about my weekend, then you will know i had to take emergency measures on the M50 and 'ahem' relieve myself into a bottle of Evian. I've just got home and unpacked the car and realise I still have the contents! My girlfriend thinks I am...
  19. overseas shrimper

    Maltese Swearing

    The link below is VERY strong and for adult eyes... but it certainly made me laugh and it illustrates the art form that is swearing in the Maltese language. Note once again... the contents can be rather strong! LINK REMOVED
  20. overseas shrimper

    Roots Hall Entertainment

    To those who have already read this post on one... or even two... other boards on other sites, I am very sorry for repeating myself yet again, but as I said before... not everybody reads all the boards. I've kept the topic title the same so those familiar with these contents can just ignore...
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