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Men In Pants
It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...- Slipperduke
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DTS the Barsteward
He had me Smiffy,and a few others I think Hook,Line and Sinker yesterday. He arrives at the Spread about 12 ish and stayed till about 9pm which is amazing for a start..We were all just chatting in the carpark about his wedding etc when he announces that Ldnfasto has a new girlfriend he intents...- Cricko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Correspondence to the club
I appreciate that this thread will be closely linked to the club statement one but if possible could this please be kept as a stand alone thread. A place we can track correspondence to the club and any replies we get. Here's mine: Dear Sirs, I feel compelled to write to you...- Yer Blues
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chairman's Blog - 24th March
Chairman's Blog As promised the Club’s media department has sifted through all the emails received to date and amalgamated these into the most frequently asked questions including some unusual ones. I am told that some of the emails have been paraphrased but I am sure they include the gist. I...- Pubey
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Aperitif tomorrow
Can't believe this is on tomorrow, can we expect to see Mr J at the Hall afterwards? Cliffs PavilionThe Early Edition - Palace Theatre Dear MRS Searle THE EARLY EDITION PALACE THEATRE SATURDAY 21ST MARCH AT 12 NOON If you are of the opinion that every page of your morning paper is filled...- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Insurance advice
About 6-8 weeks ago I claimed on my home contents insurance for a replacement for my Wife's lost watch. She was convinced she lost it outside, but we turned the house upside down anyway and couldn't find it anywhere. I paid the excess and the insurance company replaced it without any fuss...- fatshrimp
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The 'Stan
First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My Life as a Shrimper PREVIEW PART THREE
MY LIFE AS A SHRIMPER PREVIEW PART THREE This is the third short review of the newly published Book “My life as a Shrimper” The story of my personal journey supporting Southend United. We had been relegated after six years in the second tier but if we thought life would be easy we were...- DoDTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Luiz Felipe Scolari
If Luiz Felipe Scolari has learned anything in his first month in English football, it's that Sir Alex Ferguson doesn't waste any time in welcoming new rivals to the Premier League. The Manchester United manager's snipe about Chelsea players and their advanced ages came whizzing in under radar...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Inappropriate giggles and laughter...
Why does this happen!? On a train this morning coming into Richmond, a young fella walks down the aisle, laptop bag on his left shoulder, clutching both a coffee (in a cardboard cup) and a reading book in his right hand. He catches another bloke, in front of me to the left, with his laptop...- South Bank Hank
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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50 Things To Do In A Lift
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Contents Insurance
What are the best companies to go with for contents insurance? Need to start looking, but thought you guys might be able to help me first before I sign up with someone, and I really dont wanna be ripped off!- Vange Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Diary of a Shrimper in Devon
Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dave's cooking corner -Week Three.
Morning All, Week three of the niche post that is Dave's cooking corner. Past weeks we have had the delights of Dave's Oven Rissotto and Gnocchi Pie.....This week is... SHERRY PRAWNS WITH CHORIZO Difficulty level = Easy Cookng time = 10 Mins INGREDIENTS * Two table spoons of Olive Oil *...- DTS
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Dave's cooking corner -Week Two.
Morning All, After the relative sucess of last weeks Dave's easy cooking to impress the Mrs or bag the local bike please find enclosed week two's efforts. Gnocchi Grill Pie. INGREDIENTS * Pack of Gnocchi (Enough for two people) * Pack of Meatballs (You can buy meatballs pre-made in most...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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FAO Beatles Fans
Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...- Yer Blues
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Evening classes for the lads!
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...- Winkle
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Tilly, Transfers and the sqaud.
Alot had been said about Tilson with some sections of the support doubting his ability. But this Transfer market, along with the support of Brush and Ron (Pat on the back for the financial support) has shown how shrewd a man Steve can be. The signings of Masters, Scannell, Barnard and Revell...- BaileytheQuitter
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Techy help required.
Basically i want to transfer the Hadouken "Mix tape" USB content on to a CD and at the moment it seems nigh on impossible. When you enter the USB into the PC and open in computer the contents dont show up in any files. Dont know if anyone else has come across the same thing and has a decent...- The General
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Home Contents Insurance
I had a new kitchen floor layed in November, before they put the surface down they applied a screed to the existing floor to level it and assist with the install. My Mrs said this was a very dusty process and that it took a lot of effort to clear up from this, all over the house. Since then my...- Interpol Shrimper
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