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  1. So

    So can I post now? Just warn me then ban me? I just want to post please. I have a moan and a wing, but don't attack people like Rigs** thanks
  2. The Big Shrimp

    Road Travel To Bury

    Just arrived in Manchester and thought I'd warn anybody driving up to be aware that there are potential delays due to roadworks either side of the M6 toll roads starting South of Coventry. When moving it was 50 mph average speed cameras all through it. I'm writing this from the comfort of my...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. The oddest new story evs.

    And I'm like SO not joking. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk
  4. Evening Echo

    Hot-shot Gavin Tomlin is not for sale, warn Southend United

    SOUTHEND United have ended speculation linking their top goalscorer Gavin Tomlin with a move to League Two promotion rivals Gillingham. More...
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    The Guardian never fails to amuse.....

    Whilst Barnaby is off conspiring with anarchists and jihadists, I thought I'd steal his schtick and link to the Guardian: BBC foreign correspondents warn cuts compromise impartiality What impartiality are they referring to I wonder? Surely they don't mean the BBC! This is better than 'Garfield'.
  6. Dick Bate's Protege

    A13 traffic

    Just had Swissy phone me to warn everyone that the A13 is closed London bound by the M25 turn off, apparently its chaos. Might wanna take the A127 chaps.
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Jedi Shrimper

    Question Battle of the Cheeses

    It's British Cheese Week! A fact that will be roundly celebrated in the DS household tonight with the mother of all cheeseboards. Thought we ought to have a battle of the cheeses to celebrate - remember it's BRITISH cheeses only*. (Choices taken from British Cheese Board [yes really] website)...
  8. MisterStubbs

    Home shirt problems!

    Now im not sure if this has happened to anyone else but i recently brought the home shirt and had moussa printed on the back. I have since warn the shirt once and whist hanging it up last night, i relised around the printed number, the material of the back of the shirt has started to make a...
  9. CC51DAS

    Breaking News Club to install live web-cam at RH

    Smarting from the stinging criticism about the lack of information regarding the new pitch - see http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=52296 the club have been quick to respond and following contact from the club's commercial(?) department I have learned that they will be...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Crawliano

    For those that sell on eBay

    Just thought I'd warn you (probably obvious) about some of the things that PayPal do when you have any sort of dispute with a buyer... I never knew this but PayPal are very much a "buyer is always right" service, be very careful when selling anything, proof of postage is NOT enough if a buyer...
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    • automatically buyer claimed cos money qui warn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. duncan bulgaria

    What should i do ??

    We have a DVD club going at work where by one of us ( cough cough) gets the latest DVD's at very reasonable prices , we all chip in £5 a month between 10 of us , therefore i can purchase around 20 dvds and everyones a winner as for a fiver the swappies go round etc and generalloy goes down well...
  12. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. 100 billion debt and rising !

    Give me strength, Loony Labour have/will borrow in excess of 100 billion smackers yet warn of future tax increases. What an incredible shower,These lunatics have squandered our cash willy nilly without saving cash during the so called good times. The personal debt which most people sussed...
  14. Slipperduke

    It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Steve

    This is something a little different, it's for a magazine given to professional footballers. I'd be interested to know what you think. Football, as you'll probably know better than me, is a game of stark contrasts, subject to swift changes that are rarely polite enough to warn of their...
  15. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
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    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    The Curse Of White Hart Lane.

    When rumours of talks between Tottenham Hotspur and Luka Modric's representatives leaked out, I assumed foul play. With Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool all thought to be sniffing around the young Croatian midfielder, surely Modric's agent was releasing an SOS call to the big guns. A kind of...
  17. sufc_tom

    Text Jokes

    Post your jokes you get sent to your phone here! A guy takes his girlfriend to meet his parents. "I must warn you," he says "they are both deaf and dumb." They walk in the living room and his mums' got a beer bottle up her f****, they see his dad sitting there with his nuts out & a matchstick...
  18. londonblue

    The London Underground Song

    I don't know if you have all heard this before, it's been doing the rounds for years, but if you haven't give this a listen:- London Underground Song I should warn you that it's pretty rude, so if you're easily offended, or under age, then don't listen. With apologies to those in the industry...
  19. canveyshrimper

    Shane Warne

    Shane Warne is looking into the idea of getting a German Passport, what next will he be taking fcuking penalties. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/hampshire/6952127.stm Hope his mum remembers to pack the diuretics.:rolleyes: :eek:
  20. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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