steveh1510
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I try not to go there at all, can't stand the place and never have been able to! The people there are strange too[b said:
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what you saying about my (future) in-laws?
steveh1510
Life President
Nothing, I'm sure they're very nice people from Canvey....
they're very nice local people
steveh1510
Life President
Get orf moi land, or oi'll shoot your doggg!
what the hell was that?
steveh1510
Life President
Sorry, its what the local farmer bumpkins say in the west country, i thought i'd stop insulting Canvey....
Plus i'm tired, hungover, bored and wanna go home and just said the first thing that came into my head! sparrow nipple fart gas
Plus i'm tired, hungover, bored and wanna go home and just said the first thing that came into my head! sparrow nipple fart gas
yeah, I'm starting to get a touch of that.[b said:
bagpuss bladder chunder monkey
Vange Shrimper
Mrs Rock God
U've both got a screw loose........
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Get up about 9.30am wake up my 17 year old son at 11am open prezzies visit the Mother in law and then over to my Stepsons and his wifes for xmas dinner watch the Grand children open more prezzies spend time trying to show my Grandson I can still cut it on a skateboard and show my grand dauhter I know what the new Barbie is all about, play cards till the early hours of the morning and then home
steveh1510
Life President
Lets not start that shall we? It could descend rapidly into complete b******s, if we're not careful.....[b said:
has'nt it already?[b said:
frogspawn cheese carrot
steveh1510
Life President
Yes, i spose it has
moon dave coca-cola rhino ****
moon dave coca-cola rhino ****
now that is something I would like to see on TV this Xmas.[b said:
"Celebrity Rhino ****"
steveh1510
Life President
Pervert!
maybe
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The Mouse (*)
YESS!!! Im glad to see another family is just as sad as ours. Must be a Shoebury thing ...[b said:
Kev
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You boys don't know the meaning of getting up early! My mother in law will wake up my kids at about 6.00am and we'll all shuffle downstairs like zombies! The entire GDP of Taiwan for 2003 (injection moulding heaven) will be assembled for my kids benefit. The kids will then proceed to break each of the high quality items one by one and then will move onto playing with the boxes.
I will have the privilege of recording this wondrous event for posterity. Everyone will look ghastly in their dressing gowns etc etc.
There will be numerous items requiring assembly which of course will naturally fall to me to construct. The kids will watch in wonder as I spend half the day assembling aforementioned items. These will then be either a) broken in five minutes or b) discarded after five minutes.
My wife and I will receive matching watches purchased from either QVC or bid up TV. These will then be added to our collection of matching watches that gather dust in the bottom of the wardrobe. (must do a boot sale soon)
Just before new year I will be required to lug huge quanties of Taiwanese injection moulded sh*t back on a flight from Edinburgh to Southampton. I LOVE XMAS, IT'S GREAT
I will have the privilege of recording this wondrous event for posterity. Everyone will look ghastly in their dressing gowns etc etc.
There will be numerous items requiring assembly which of course will naturally fall to me to construct. The kids will watch in wonder as I spend half the day assembling aforementioned items. These will then be either a) broken in five minutes or b) discarded after five minutes.
My wife and I will receive matching watches purchased from either QVC or bid up TV. These will then be added to our collection of matching watches that gather dust in the bottom of the wardrobe. (must do a boot sale soon)
Just before new year I will be required to lug huge quanties of Taiwanese injection moulded sh*t back on a flight from Edinburgh to Southampton. I LOVE XMAS, IT'S GREAT
new bloke
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Ahh the good old days of assembling plastic products that break after 5 mins I am so glad all of mine have grown up,,,,,,,, and all they want for xmas is a trip to Japan in the new year
steveh1510
Life President
Any other strange tv programs you want?[b said:
Celebrity cheese dating?
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