Rusty Shackleford
Banned
Better still why not make them fight to death for the public's amusement.
Rusty has volunteered be the event organiser and assures me that there will be onions in the burgers and the scoreboard will work. The economically savy OBL has staked her reputation on the operation running at a profit. She can guarantee that it will not cost the taxpayer a single penny.
I would be more amused if the fights were between murderers and bleeding hearts who put the welfare and rights of the criminal ahead of those of the victim.