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TMWLT

Banned
Joined
Jan 11, 2006
Messages
402
HELP NEEDED

I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week
Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after

So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who could do what.

My conclusions.


1. SUFC AL could teach newly arrived people, how to set up in the business of supply and demand, probably he would be better off sticking to Vietnam refugees newly arrived,
As they seem to be the ones getting caught with cannabis factories

2 London fatso, would probably want to look after young women from Thailand, or just someone to travel to England away games, with, its better than being on your own.

Or someone to go with him to the cream bun shop, and convince him that “why not have that 3rd bun

3. Any muslims arriving should go straight up the motorway where our learned lover of ethnics, MK don would be happy to greet them with open arms, and advise of their rights
(more than us of course)

4. Radical muslims I would leave to be looked after by firestorm, as he seems to be the anti Christ, and against proper religion, I am sure he would prattle on and on about disused churches.

5. True Blue, could take them shopping to ITK shops!!!!
 

SUFC_Al

Metal Monday Dude
Joined
Feb 26, 2004
Messages
7,901
Location
In Britain's best town to retire to!
HELP NEEDED

I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week
Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after

So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who could do what.

My conclusions.


1. SUFC AL could teach newly arrived people, how to set up in the business of supply and demand, probably he would be better off sticking to Vietnam refugees newly arrived,
As they seem to be the ones getting caught with cannabis factories


2 London fatso, would probably want to look after young women from Thailand, or just someone to travel to England away games, with, its better than being on your own.

Or someone to go with him to the cream bun shop, and convince him that “why not have that 3rd bun

3. Any muslims arriving should go straight up the motorway where our learned lover of ethnics, MK don would be happy to greet them with open arms, and advise of their rights
(more than us of course)

4. Radical muslims I would leave to be looked after by firestorm, as he seems to be the anti Christ, and against proper religion, I am sure he would prattle on and on about disused churches.

5. True Blue, could take them shopping to ITK shops!!!!

:hilarious: :hilarious: ....not.
 

Firestorm

Pedant
Joined
Oct 25, 2003
Messages
15,217
Location
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I stopped reading the post as I realised where it would be heading when I read that Mentoring means looking after......

When someone can't correctly interpet an sentence they have typed, what hope does anyone else have of being comprehended....
 
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