Shrimp in a Kilt
Guest
...and though it grieves me to say it, it is all my fault.
I have been getting over-confident, not to say cocky lately. I have assumed that the SuperShrimpers could keep on achieving even without my help, and so I have been lazy.
I haven't been wearing my "football" boxers (the black white and grey striped ones with footballs all over).
I haven't been wearing my "football" socks (the black ones with a football and the words 'Football - not life and death (but almost)' on them.
And the worst, most unforgiveable thing:
I haven't been wearing my "Rebus" Pier Sports Blue and White home top.
I am truly sorry, and I will be properly attired as I sit in front of the PC today.
Now, as you read this, HAVE YOU TOO BEEN LAZY? Have you been improperly attired as the match kicks off? Is there something you need to do, or to have on the desk (a lucky Gherkin left in the cupboard for instance?) that you haven't been attending to?
YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU! Lets all pull together and make sure that we treat this game as seriously as the players do, and together victory can be ours!
I have been getting over-confident, not to say cocky lately. I have assumed that the SuperShrimpers could keep on achieving even without my help, and so I have been lazy.
I haven't been wearing my "football" boxers (the black white and grey striped ones with footballs all over).
I haven't been wearing my "football" socks (the black ones with a football and the words 'Football - not life and death (but almost)' on them.
And the worst, most unforgiveable thing:
I haven't been wearing my "Rebus" Pier Sports Blue and White home top.
I am truly sorry, and I will be properly attired as I sit in front of the PC today.
Now, as you read this, HAVE YOU TOO BEEN LAZY? Have you been improperly attired as the match kicks off? Is there something you need to do, or to have on the desk (a lucky Gherkin left in the cupboard for instance?) that you haven't been attending to?
YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU! Lets all pull together and make sure that we treat this game as seriously as the players do, and together victory can be ours!