MK Shrimper
Striker
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- Aug 6, 2005
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Well not really, about midday but I was SERIOUSLY unwell :hilarious:
A few things;
1) Firstly I apologise for not popping into The Spread to meet up with a few of you: I didn't get down to The Hall until 12.30 and after I had to tie up with my 15yr old Nephew to watch the England match. Next time, I promise.
2) "We are the South Stand" etc song was very funny, and the West won it by a mile. It was like a morgue sometimes in the South Lower :(
3) If you're the DJ and the Pink Toothbrush, come see me on how to spin the discs in an Indie disco - the final hour was just a morass of goth metal with every song sounded like the last one. And my god that place whiffs without the smoke covering up the stench!
4) And if you're a skinny, red-shirted speccy bouncer from the Toothbrush, please note that the pavement outside the club is not owned by you and if you try jabbing your finger in my chest ever again I'll rip it out and shove it up your **** sideways, you power-crazed ****.
All in all, twas a good weekend made better by the total domination of Crewe (hello relegation), the Rugby result and the fact my hangover has finally subsided.
A few things;
1) Firstly I apologise for not popping into The Spread to meet up with a few of you: I didn't get down to The Hall until 12.30 and after I had to tie up with my 15yr old Nephew to watch the England match. Next time, I promise.
2) "We are the South Stand" etc song was very funny, and the West won it by a mile. It was like a morgue sometimes in the South Lower :(
3) If you're the DJ and the Pink Toothbrush, come see me on how to spin the discs in an Indie disco - the final hour was just a morass of goth metal with every song sounded like the last one. And my god that place whiffs without the smoke covering up the stench!
4) And if you're a skinny, red-shirted speccy bouncer from the Toothbrush, please note that the pavement outside the club is not owned by you and if you try jabbing your finger in my chest ever again I'll rip it out and shove it up your **** sideways, you power-crazed ****.
All in all, twas a good weekend made better by the total domination of Crewe (hello relegation), the Rugby result and the fact my hangover has finally subsided.