My work related dilema.

[MK Shrimper]

I'm still banking on the homo-inducing sweeties...there numbers are falling, they need to restock!

 

[Wessex]

This is a stupid question Dave, take a fit bird, enjoy the top notch scran, go on a charm offensive and clean up financially. It doesn't sound like this crowd are likely to be buying 1 bed council flats in Stepney.

You never know you may even enjoy the night.

PS Wear your best Calvin Klein undies just in case they slip you some GBH and treat you as their bitch for the night. If you get caught in your Asda pants they'll think you're very downmarket...!

 

[osymandus]

I'm still banking on the homo-inducing sweeties...there numbers are falling, they need to restock!

Damn your right . Also look out for enjoyment of fine art , wines , Opera any show tunes and a want to make your self smell good and astheticly pleasing .

 

[Kent Shrimper]

with great nosh
:)

Matt

Poor choice on words Matt :finger:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Dave, there is always the possibility that some of the other guests will be Female gay friends.................

Or Fat Antipodean Fag-Hags!
I speak from experience (my best mate from back home is now married to an Australian Beth from The Gossip lookylikey who "just luurves" to befriend gay men!!!)

 

[Ricey]

find a bird to go with.. i wouldn't fancy going on my own

Yer take Sammy with you mate ;)

Just see it as earning more money mate business is money and if you have to be around a load of homosexuals for money then its not really that bad.

 

[steveo]

Err, I've asked my gay mates who have told me so...

unconvincing answer.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Trust me gay men know how to spot other gay men. If a bloke looks at you and you turn away or look down at the ground he knows that you're not interested. Hold his gaze for a second and he'll think you're one of the clan.

 

[Einstein]

Hold his gaze for a second.

That wouldn't work very well in Southend when all the chavs stand there and just "bog out" people would it!! :thump:

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

So does that mean that every chav is therefore gay?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Work it out people, it's sexual attraction. I'm sure you do it to a lady, if she meets your gaze and for longer than a few seconds your brain thinks, "Hey up!". Hetero, Homo, Bi... it's all the same, basic, animal, sexual attraction.

 

[Einstein]

Work it out people.

Work it out people, it's sarcasm :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

:finger: :p :finger: :p :finger: :p

 

[steveo]

If a bloke looks at you and you turn away or look down at the ground he knows that you're not interested

you might be playing hard to get

 

[MK Shrimper]

You might be!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

100% go mate.

There will be no silly inuendo or lovey dovey affection shown. They will be respectful of your sexuality and beliefs.

There is a never ending list of gay guys at my workplace and you can have a real laugh with them all.
I am not gay but would be happy going to a dinner party full of gay people.( you may even get some tips on colour co-ordination of your clothing)

 

[Prodigal Son]

Dave , a room full of new customers, don't miss it but take someone, if it's that bad, go to the toilet,text a mate to ring you with an urgent message and make an appropriate excuse and leave. EG, my dog's been run over, my girlfriend's gone into labour, my best friend's boyfriend dumped him and needs me (make out best friend is gay). You live in Brighton so will be very believable.

 

[Napster]

So does that mean that every chav is therefore gay?

That explains their love of high-end clothing labels, and their love of Barbara Streisand

;)