Hawkwell Shrimper
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OK so we are right near the end of the season, and the only player songs I hear are Freddy Eastwood Dur Dur Dur Dud Freddy Eastwood! Right so heres the plan, I think all our players derserve to have there names sung especially if they win promotion tomorrow!
Remember back in July- Southend No Chance; Relegation Back To League 2, and these players are on the verge of a second successive promotion.
So going in number order player songs as follow:
1. Daryl Flahaven
Daryl Flahaven Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
2. Duncan Jupp
Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Duncan Jupp Jupp Jupp!
Who put the ball in the Lincoln, Juppy Juppy
Who put the ball in the Lincoln net Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp Did who put the ball in the Lincoln net, Duncan Jupp did!
3. Che Wilson
Che Wilson Whoa
Che Wilson Whoa
....................
.................... (Fill In the blanks!Needs a song!)
4. Lewis Hunt
Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt, Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt!
5. Spencer Prior
Spinner, Spinner, Spinner
6. Adam Barrett
One Adam Barrett, Theres only one Adam Barrett, One Adam Barrett! (Needs another song as well! Too dull!)
7. Mark Gower
Oow Marky Gower, Oow Marky Gower!
8. Kevin Maher
One Kevin Maher, Theres only one Kevin Maher, One Kevin Maher! (Needs another- bit boring!)
9. Shaun Goater
Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat & He Will Score!
{How About...} Shaun Goater Whoa
Shaun Goater Whoa
He Scored twice against the scum,
We won the game 3-1!
10. Wayne Gray
Wayney Gray The Next Pele!
11. Carl Pettefer
His here his theres his every f%&king where, Pettefer Pettefer!
12. Mark Bentley
{Needs A Song!}
13. Bart Grimink
{Void! Never plays anyway!)
14. Mitchel Cole
Mitchel Cole, Cole, Always believe in your sooooul, you have the power to go, your indestructable, always believe in... {Needs Amending!}
16. Luke Guttridge
Luke Guttridge Guttridge
He smacks erm from 20 yards
He thinks his f%&king hard
Luke Guttridge Guttridge! {Like Stevie Gerrard!}
17. Jay Smith
{Void- Out On Loan}
18. Charles Ademeno
Ade Ade Ade Ademeno! {100% randomly made up!}
19. Lee Bradbury
Bradders! {Needs a song!}
20. James Lawson
{Needs a song!}
22. Efe Sodje
{Got that song, as sung at Oldham but can't right get the tune in me head!}
23. Freddy Eastwood
Dur Dur Dur Dud Freddy Eastwood!
{... and the song that ends in 'and his on a roll, Freddy Eastwood, Freddy Eastwood!}
24. JCR
{No Comment His playing for the Ewes and celebrates there goals!}
25. Gerard Nash
{Doesn't play, doesn't matter!}
26. Franck Moussa
{HS amended Franck Moussa song!}
Feed the Mouss, Feed The Mouss, Feed The Mouss n He'l feed the Goat, Feed The Mouss n He'l Feed the Goat!
[Travelled with the squad to Swansea today]
So SZ'ners lets get all the players songs posted up on here so we can all sing their names tomorrow loud and proud!
NB One extra one for Steve Tilson-
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
My Lord Steve Tilson!
Blue Army!
Remember back in July- Southend No Chance; Relegation Back To League 2, and these players are on the verge of a second successive promotion.
So going in number order player songs as follow:
1. Daryl Flahaven
Daryl Flahaven Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
2. Duncan Jupp
Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Duncan Jupp Jupp Jupp!
Who put the ball in the Lincoln, Juppy Juppy
Who put the ball in the Lincoln net Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp Did who put the ball in the Lincoln net, Duncan Jupp did!
3. Che Wilson
Che Wilson Whoa
Che Wilson Whoa
....................
.................... (Fill In the blanks!Needs a song!)
4. Lewis Hunt
Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt, Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt!
5. Spencer Prior
Spinner, Spinner, Spinner
6. Adam Barrett
One Adam Barrett, Theres only one Adam Barrett, One Adam Barrett! (Needs another song as well! Too dull!)
7. Mark Gower
Oow Marky Gower, Oow Marky Gower!
8. Kevin Maher
One Kevin Maher, Theres only one Kevin Maher, One Kevin Maher! (Needs another- bit boring!)
9. Shaun Goater
Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat & He Will Score!
{How About...} Shaun Goater Whoa
Shaun Goater Whoa
He Scored twice against the scum,
We won the game 3-1!
10. Wayne Gray
Wayney Gray The Next Pele!
11. Carl Pettefer
His here his theres his every f%&king where, Pettefer Pettefer!
12. Mark Bentley
{Needs A Song!}
13. Bart Grimink
{Void! Never plays anyway!)
14. Mitchel Cole
Mitchel Cole, Cole, Always believe in your sooooul, you have the power to go, your indestructable, always believe in... {Needs Amending!}
16. Luke Guttridge
Luke Guttridge Guttridge
He smacks erm from 20 yards
He thinks his f%&king hard
Luke Guttridge Guttridge! {Like Stevie Gerrard!}
17. Jay Smith
{Void- Out On Loan}
18. Charles Ademeno
Ade Ade Ade Ademeno! {100% randomly made up!}
19. Lee Bradbury
Bradders! {Needs a song!}
20. James Lawson
{Needs a song!}
22. Efe Sodje
{Got that song, as sung at Oldham but can't right get the tune in me head!}
23. Freddy Eastwood
Dur Dur Dur Dud Freddy Eastwood!
{... and the song that ends in 'and his on a roll, Freddy Eastwood, Freddy Eastwood!}
24. JCR
{No Comment His playing for the Ewes and celebrates there goals!}
25. Gerard Nash
{Doesn't play, doesn't matter!}
26. Franck Moussa
{HS amended Franck Moussa song!}
Feed the Mouss, Feed The Mouss, Feed The Mouss n He'l feed the Goat, Feed The Mouss n He'l Feed the Goat!
[Travelled with the squad to Swansea today]
So SZ'ners lets get all the players songs posted up on here so we can all sing their names tomorrow loud and proud!
NB One extra one for Steve Tilson-
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
My Lord Steve Tilson!
Blue Army!