Cricko2
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Dedicated to SlipperDuke.
Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige.
She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She happened to move in around the corner from me with her current "ponce of the year". Very attractive and after 4 bottles of wine the face that used to look like a Bulldog chewing a wasp...Suddenly took on a new light.
She had popped around to see me after all these years as a mutual EX friend had informed her she was living close to me.We went over old stories and one thing led to another about women and men we had been with over the years..At this Juncture I have to point out I had only women although she wasnt that fussy apperently.
Soon after the Bottles had taken the desired effect, She (COFF)...erm well we decided that perhaps we had missed out on a tryst from our past. Now being a gentleman and shy like my goodself...It took her all off 3 mins to have my trousers off and her delicate ways ensured she had a bigger mouth than I had first realised.
Moving to the bedroom and with the obvious 4 hours of foreplay and copulating in all 208 positions she brought up a subject that her boyfriend had apperently taught her (Yeah RIGHT)..
Have you ever tryed it a different way she enquired?
(Now after 208 positions my mind was thinking there is another FFs.)
Er What position are you refering to my sweet?....(never look a gifthorse in the mouth)
Well have you tried botton s ex ?
Sorry run that by me again I said with a hidden smile.?
Bottom S ex, we should try that.
Well this was a first for me ...U have to try everything once in life I thought.
In for a penny, I took up the customary postion behind the Chocolate Starfish.. All was going well for the first 6 to 8 inches .....OK 2 inches....
When she decided to let Rip ... The followthrough had me rushing to the bathroom gagging..
Having washed down I returned to the "Love Pit".only to find her standing by the window wiping her a r s e on my NEW beige curtains....... Oh sorry she exclaimed I could not find anything to wipe it on....A night I have never repeated I hence to add and I am still waiting for her invite to dinner, so I can poo in her stew and make excuses to leave b4 eating it.
JOHN
Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige.
She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She happened to move in around the corner from me with her current "ponce of the year". Very attractive and after 4 bottles of wine the face that used to look like a Bulldog chewing a wasp...Suddenly took on a new light.
She had popped around to see me after all these years as a mutual EX friend had informed her she was living close to me.We went over old stories and one thing led to another about women and men we had been with over the years..At this Juncture I have to point out I had only women although she wasnt that fussy apperently.
Soon after the Bottles had taken the desired effect, She (COFF)...erm well we decided that perhaps we had missed out on a tryst from our past. Now being a gentleman and shy like my goodself...It took her all off 3 mins to have my trousers off and her delicate ways ensured she had a bigger mouth than I had first realised.
Moving to the bedroom and with the obvious 4 hours of foreplay and copulating in all 208 positions she brought up a subject that her boyfriend had apperently taught her (Yeah RIGHT)..
Have you ever tryed it a different way she enquired?
(Now after 208 positions my mind was thinking there is another FFs.)
Er What position are you refering to my sweet?....(never look a gifthorse in the mouth)
Well have you tried botton s ex ?
Sorry run that by me again I said with a hidden smile.?
Bottom S ex, we should try that.
Well this was a first for me ...U have to try everything once in life I thought.
In for a penny, I took up the customary postion behind the Chocolate Starfish.. All was going well for the first 6 to 8 inches .....OK 2 inches....
When she decided to let Rip ... The followthrough had me rushing to the bathroom gagging..
Having washed down I returned to the "Love Pit".only to find her standing by the window wiping her a r s e on my NEW beige curtains....... Oh sorry she exclaimed I could not find anything to wipe it on....A night I have never repeated I hence to add and I am still waiting for her invite to dinner, so I can poo in her stew and make excuses to leave b4 eating it.
JOHN
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