Hooly
Keeper of the Lucky Gherkin⭐
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2003
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Whether I am capable in my mind to risk
The LDV Vans Trophy, our overdue fortune,
Or to take arms against a man called Homer,
And at the opposing end them? Wrexham : Oldham
No more; if at the Pirates hands we end
The heart-ache and the 16 thousand missing fans
Well basically on Saturday I threatened ultimate retribution against a Shrimper, who to protect his identity shall remain nameless
SKODA MAN..............oh bugger that's given it away. Never mind.
What's his crime? Well may you ask. Oh, alright then if you must know. He's booked his hotel in Cardiff. Also he's booked rooms for mcnasty & the Luuurrrvvv Monster (the **** artist formerly known as the Beer Monster), but I'll excuse them on the slim grounds that they claim he didn't actually tell them! To be fair, as many of you know, mcnasty's little more than a halfwit let out rarely into the community, so you can't expect much sense from him.
Now I'm very, very, very, very, very superstitious about these things & I fear that this premature accomodation will blight our progress against the Pirates. His pathetic reasoning was that he tried the Ibis, it was fully booked so therefore you could not get a room, for love nor money, anywhere in Cardiff (or even Wales)! No don't all rush at once. That's b*ll*cks, I tried 10 of the major chain hotels on Sunday by internet & they all had plenty of availability.
So on the slim chance that we lose to Bristol Rovers, should I make advance plans to kill him? It's a no lose situation really as I've a contact who assures me that the police would treat this a justifiable homicide, so in addition, does anyone know a good gunsmith?
Piers St John B'stard
The LDV Vans Trophy, our overdue fortune,
Or to take arms against a man called Homer,
And at the opposing end them? Wrexham : Oldham
No more; if at the Pirates hands we end
The heart-ache and the 16 thousand missing fans
Well basically on Saturday I threatened ultimate retribution against a Shrimper, who to protect his identity shall remain nameless
SKODA MAN..............oh bugger that's given it away. Never mind.
What's his crime? Well may you ask. Oh, alright then if you must know. He's booked his hotel in Cardiff. Also he's booked rooms for mcnasty & the Luuurrrvvv Monster (the **** artist formerly known as the Beer Monster), but I'll excuse them on the slim grounds that they claim he didn't actually tell them! To be fair, as many of you know, mcnasty's little more than a halfwit let out rarely into the community, so you can't expect much sense from him.
Now I'm very, very, very, very, very superstitious about these things & I fear that this premature accomodation will blight our progress against the Pirates. His pathetic reasoning was that he tried the Ibis, it was fully booked so therefore you could not get a room, for love nor money, anywhere in Cardiff (or even Wales)! No don't all rush at once. That's b*ll*cks, I tried 10 of the major chain hotels on Sunday by internet & they all had plenty of availability.
So on the slim chance that we lose to Bristol Rovers, should I make advance plans to kill him? It's a no lose situation really as I've a contact who assures me that the police would treat this a justifiable homicide, so in addition, does anyone know a good gunsmith?
Piers St John B'stard