DTS
The Business
I am sure most of you are familiar with Wife Swap on Channel 4 - but for those of you who are not baiscally you get two generally weird couples and the wifes from each house swap places and go and live in the other ones house for two weeks.
Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two they get too swap the rules to suit them.
So I was thinking today if I could swap three things about Mrs DtS and our home life what would I go for.
So my rule changes at home are as follows.
1) Mrs DtS not allowed to bore me with full blown details of what everyone said in the office for the full 8 hours she was there each day. I really dont care in the slightest who angered Ruth or what Rick said !!!!!
2) Mrs DtS is no longer allowed to ask me to come to the stables with her to come and look at her horse. I cant really say No as you look like a right ******* but I really cant be arsed to look at horses on a Sunday afternoon.
3) Mrs DtS must throw away all the bloody plants in the house. Why the hell do we need so many flowers, plants, lemon trees etc etc. This drives me wild.
So I open this up to the board. If you could swap three things about your partner, mate, Mum and Dad / home life etc etc that would make you life more complete what would you go for?
DtS
Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two they get too swap the rules to suit them.
So I was thinking today if I could swap three things about Mrs DtS and our home life what would I go for.
So my rule changes at home are as follows.
1) Mrs DtS not allowed to bore me with full blown details of what everyone said in the office for the full 8 hours she was there each day. I really dont care in the slightest who angered Ruth or what Rick said !!!!!
2) Mrs DtS is no longer allowed to ask me to come to the stables with her to come and look at her horse. I cant really say No as you look like a right ******* but I really cant be arsed to look at horses on a Sunday afternoon.
3) Mrs DtS must throw away all the bloody plants in the house. Why the hell do we need so many flowers, plants, lemon trees etc etc. This drives me wild.
So I open this up to the board. If you could swap three things about your partner, mate, Mum and Dad / home life etc etc that would make you life more complete what would you go for?
DtS