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Question Would you sleep with your "Boss" to safeguard your job?

Could you sleep with your boss, to safeguard your employment?

  • 100% yes as I am so shallow that I would do anything for money!

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • It depends if my boss was the same sex as me, then I would have to way up the pros & cons.

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • My boss is just so ugly that without rhopenhol for me, could never consider it.

    Votes: 7 36.8%
  • No way, I could never cheat on my partner even if it ment safegurding our future.

    Votes: 7 36.8%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

Winkle

Manager
Joined
Apr 11, 2005
Messages
1,300
Hi all, its been a while since I posted anything worthy of late as I dont get much chance to gaze abandatly on the "Shrimperzone forums much"anymore but me and my mate was discussing the credit crunch yesterday and he is dead worried about loosing his job. He went so far as to say that he would quite happily shag his boss of , 58, an old crag as he describes her just to procur and safeguard his employment. He says that she as always had a bit of a soft touch for him and if things dont start improving on the job prospect front then on the christmas bash he is going to go in with gun blazing and try and nail her. He is single and she is divorced with some 20 years between them and he is adamant that in the words of spock "The needs of the few outway the needs of the many * think that he as that the wrong way round (ha ha) but my question is, would you consider prostituting yourself to safeguard your income?
 

Ricey

Scott Forbes No.1 Fan⭐
Staff member
Joined
Dec 21, 2003
Messages
33,560
Location
Braintree
Well seeing as my boss is male, 50 and on the rather large side NO!
 

MK Shrimper

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 6, 2005
Messages
52,329
Errgh no thanks. I've got so many bosses, but my direct one is a 40 something fat bloke.
 

Uncle Leo

This cook is an anti-semite
Joined
Nov 19, 2003
Messages
23,031
Location
NY Parks Dept
A fat Scottish bloke aged about 45. No ta.

I'd go right through our Finance Director though.
 

toellandback

Andy Cap
Joined
Apr 18, 2008
Messages
2,100
Location
Up north
Not for the job i'm currently in but maybe for a promotion... Our new area manager is not too bad and i would like to earn more money :unsure: Does that make me slightly shallow?
 

MK Shrimper

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 6, 2005
Messages
52,329
Not for the job i'm currently in but maybe for a promotion... Our new area manager is not too bad and i would like to earn more money :unsure: Does that make me slightly shallow?

Slightly gay, but hey we knew that.
 

MK Shrimper

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 6, 2005
Messages
52,329
You're only human mate, it's understandable. Unfortunately I'm spoken for.
 

Tarquin Fauntleroy

The Blackest White Man In Town
Joined
Aug 4, 2008
Messages
1,254
Hey there chaps,

I don't have a boss, but I have said to the female members of my staff that any sexual favours they do for me will be looked at favourably, but purely just to trick them into giving me some..

If I do need to sack anyone, the fat, ugly ones and the ones with tiny tits or ones that sag like a 'bag of nails' will be top of the list..
 
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