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  1. Liverpool away

    Looking forward to seeing the youths at Anfield tomorrow night and only £4 to get in!!! Result. Leaving at 9am and cant wait in what should be a cracking day. Sitting in THE KOP singing southend songs will be unreal. Liverpool youth team are averaging 3 goals a game this season so could be...
  2. Jack The Flag

    Are you going to Liverpool?

    If your going to Liverpool it would be nice if all our support would crowd together and be seen rather than just being scattered around the stadium! :loyalsupporter:
  3. Smiffy

    Pre-Match Thread Barnet v Southend

    So, we make the fairly short trip to Underhill this weekend. Which is traditionally a happy hunting ground for the Shrimpers. We should have a good travelling army well in excess of 1,000. So the atmosphere will be good. We have already gone there and put 4 past them this season in the JPT...
  4. Ref Watch .... Gillingham away

    Man in charge on Tuesday is Danny McDermid, ex Army Captain based at Aldershot, but now listed as a Civil Servant. He will be remembered for an abject performance at Leyton Orient three years ago (yes, the one when Ibehre got a late, late equaliser). His first two seasons as a League referee...
  5. Cammo Day

    It's cammo day at the Hall tomorrow. Anyone coming to the game in army gear or putting on the war paint? Great cause Help for Heroes but not sure I'll fit into my cadet uniform anymore.
  6. Question Why was Harry Crawford at Boots and Laces today?

    On the OS there's a story about an army chap coming to Boots and Laces today to talk to the players in the build up to Camo Day. In the photo accompanying it (allegedly) taken today who's that in the number 20 shirt standing next to Sergeant Robert "Billy" Moore?
  7. brigadista

    For all those able to forget what has happened to Tilly.....

    ....and don't like singing "stevie tilson's blue & white army". Those riding high on the back of sturrock mania after a great result friday and another [win] tonight, I recall the song sheffield wednesday fans used to sing when sturrock was their boss, and as I'm always in favour of an...
  8. shrimperhosk

    Camo Day Vs Torquey should be fun

    OK so as you know we have a camo/army day and if you dont already know i have a fancy dress company, now we agreed with SUFC 20% for Southend fans but they forgot to put the offer (you would put in to receive 20% off) this is SUFC also the blue belles will be wearing these (they will be doing a...

    PL Weekly Points Round 5

    A lack of shocks (despite our lads very best efforts to provide one) meant points galore this week, with an unprecedented 13 of us getting 6/6 to earn a bonus. Pride of place goes to everyones favourite punchbag ldnfatso with something like the 3rd highest PL score ever, honourable mentions to...
  10. Smiffy

    Breaking News Camo Day v Torquay

    At-ten-tion! Southend United supporters are being asked to fall into line next month in support of the Armed Forces. The Blues’ match against Torquay United on Saturday, 4th September (3pm) has been designated as Camouflage Day. General Sturrock is ordering the Blue Army to come to the game...
  11. Tommy2holes

    Street parking

    I had been up until the season before last been parking in the bp down west road, and then they put those stupid signs up to say you would be clamped. Having been clamped before elsewhere i wasnt gonna chance that happening again. last season i was parking in the wasteland behind the garage...
  12. canveyshrimper

    The Australian Army

    Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than...
  13. canveyshrimper

    Terrorist Warning Level

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross", The English have not bee "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when...
  14. Ron Martin is well chilled out enjoying a cigar

    well everythings fine now ...... lots of money from sainsburys lots of money for roots hall - lots of money for fossetts farm - pass me a cigar ..... and an envelope - lets do some sums - at least 80% of the SUFC money goes on wages ..... and they've just gone down - ho ho ho ... LETS HAVE A...
  15. DoDTS

    Southenders and we're proud of it.

    This my little tribute to our fathers and grandfathers etc who make us all proud to be Southenders. During the war the Southend Standard had a weekly column showing news of local men such as: EKCO EXECUTIVES LOSS – A 19½ year old man has been killed in active service, the son of an executive of...
  16. Yorkshire Blue

    Tilly and Webb's Yellow Army

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  17. DoDTS

    Things are going great.......then!

    Just imagine, life is good, you study well, get a good job, meet a girl, marry, get a mortgage for a nice house and then along come the kids. You've done everything right and the future is brilliant. Then imagine this was your father or grandfather and the year was 1939, you've got a good but...
  18. Tangled up in Blue

    Blair: Gaza's great betrayer

    It's more than a year since Israel launched its immoral attack on Gaza and Palestinians are still living on the verge of a humanitarian disaster. So what has Tony Blair done to further peace in the region? Virtually nothing, argues the historian Avi Shlaim Comments (98) Buzz up! Digg it Avi...
  19. Dick Bate's Protege

    SZ Desert Island Discs

    Not sure if this has been done before on here. Same principle as the Radio 4 show, you get to pick 8 tracks, one book and a luxury item; as well as having The Bible and The Complete Works Of Shakespeare. I'll start: Pie Jesu - Andrew Llloyd Webber Raining In Baltimore - Counting Crows...
  20. American college football

    Believe it or not, college football is bigger than the NFL in the states and instead of having one bowl game to see who is the best team they have a dozen or so, although the BSC championship Bowl will result in the winner being the best team (confused yet). So from the 19th of December to the...