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  1. Slipperduke

    The Gathering Storm

    Imagine the padlocks clinking shut around the Shankly Gates, or the bailiffs moving in at Old Trafford. Imagine half the Premier League collapsing into administration and tumbling down into the lower leagues. According to reports this weekend, it's not as surreal a scenario as you might think...
  2. More problems with the Banks

    This news just in from Tokyo. Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches. Trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop. Analysts also report that something fishy is...
  3. Bexley Blue

    SUFC debt details in FM2009 - help!

    I have our debt with assets at £5.8m. Who are we in debt to? RM or the bank? And is there a set date by which we have to have paid the money back?
  4. Slipperduke

    Bye Bye Thaksin

    Everyone expects a rush of transfer activity on deadline day, but even the most seasoned of observers would have been surprised to see an entire football club change hands yesterday. Only Manchester City could provide such drama, but the joy felt by its supporters today is tinged with sadness...
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    World's Fastest Growing City

    Guess Where it is 15% of the World's cranes are currently in Dubai Currently in construction is the Burj Dubai Tower. Set to be the world's tallest building But why stop there. How about the World's biggest ski dome? Or the World's largest themepark; Dubai land...
  6. The Big Dady

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed From Col Ewe OS http://www.cu-fc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/0,,10424~1328134,00.html Colchester United fans will be able to get their hands on parts of the club history when the U's hold a special auction at Layer Road later this year. As the club prepare...
  7. ldnfatso

    Pies or Hotdogs or Burgers??

    What do you eat at a game if anything? or or
  8. Slipperduke

    Leeds United

    The dream that they lived under Peter Ridsdale has long since faded into a memory but, for the supporters of Leeds United, it's taking a lot longer to wake up from the nightmare that followed. Defeat at Wembley to a spirited and creative Doncaster Rovers means that it's another season in the...
  9. C C Csiders

    Things that aren't criminal, but should be.....

    ....in your opinion. In mine (sentence in brackets): 1. Any congregation of more than 5 people under the age of 18 after dusk (round them up and put them in the services) 2. Walking a dog without a lead (dog to be immediately destroyed) 3. Old people at cash machines (all assets to be...
  10. Computer Monitor Screen Cleaner

    My monitor is absolutely filthy, can anybody recommend any decent cleaning products? Is this one any good? http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resources/screenclean.swf :rolleyes:
  11. Luton in administration

    Ahead of game on Sat: Latest from PA: HATTERS IN ADMINISTRATION Struggling League One outfit Luton have been placed into administration. Insolvency specialists, The P&A Partnership, confirmed the news on Thursday evening after the club's directors were advised the Hatters could not continue...
  12. Totty Club - a message from Bob Dylan

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  13. Matt the Shrimp

    Totty Cup - round 2, half-time scores

    Well, as you'd expect, the 2nd round contests are being fought gamely by all the contestants, and as yet it is too early for any of our contestants to be dreaming of the semi-finals. However, the matches are progressing as follows: Melissa Theuriau v. Rachael Stevens In what appears so far to...
  14. Tilson Out !!

    Glad to see a decent manager at the Hall - nothing like a close up on BOOT-it Boothroyd to show us how football should be played - BOOT-it and win the throw in and then scrap for the corner - class tactics from the man who shook the Prem-****e. And seriously when is Tilson going to learn how...
  15. Fake Plastic Boobs

    I was discussing this on Saturday evening and would like to know other Zoners thoughts on this or if they have experienced these Jugs. My personal experience on this is ..I have known 3 ladies with these assets. I did not know them before so maybe not having tits or saggy ones after childbirth...
  16. Flinty

    Where's Wally

    Just a quick question.....Where is Wally ??????
  17. The Bank letter :)

    Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...
  18. DTS

    Would you pot Pinks pink.

    I have just been listening to the radio in the office and Pink is on. One of her x-rated lyrics goes as follows. "Keep your drink,just give me the money Its just you and your hand tonight" I moaned to Ben in the office that I dont think Pink should be encouraging her loyal arms of fans to...
  19. The Artful Shrimper

    Collymores boots see some action.....

    ....mmm stumbled on this rather strange cartoon whilst avoiding doing the work i'm paid for.....,
  20. number11

    Football 'Talent' last saturday

    Reading the threads on here today (who is hot or not on the apprentice, and people getting excited over Massie's over sized assets), it reminded me of a thought I had on saturday at Roots Hall before kick off.... With a big crowd, the sun shining, a relegation dog fight about to take place...