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  1. Home grown v loans

    Thought I would have a delve into the stats regarding the handling of Jack . Cauley Woodrow, Was never ever going to be our player,same age as Jack. Cauley took 8 months here to reach his 21 appearances,playing 1049 minutes scoring 4 goals ! Jack took 13 months to obtain his first 21...
  2. Brunt !

    Disgraceful actions from an Albion fan,once captured the culprit should face 5 year's in prison and banned from every sporting arena forever!
  3. RHB

    Being 65 is cool!

    I was sent this today by another oldie mate from the Colonies. I thought it worth sharing. I am over 65 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds...
  4. Thailand

    Anyone else feel uneasy about this terrible event. The bomber decided to dress in stand out clothing a bright yellow top,but for me the camera operator was either eagle eyed or something slightly sinister. How on earth did the operator pick the bomber out from the crowd?He/she then captured...
  5. At last !

    White American cop charged with murder ! This policeman stopped a black guy because his tail light was broken,Black guy after struggling with the cop tries to run away and the cop fired 8 rounds at him,the cop decides to handcuff the dying man. All the above captured on camera which was handy...
  6. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...

    PL Cup SZ PL Spring Trophy 2012 Thread

    Good afternoon and welcome to a cold but sunny Southchurch where the draw has just taken place for the first round of this years Spring Trophy, could south247 retain the prize he captured last year or is there a new mug to be added to our rogues gallery .. Cricko drew the homes, whilst i did the...
  8. Cricko

    Gaddafi captured ?

    Rumours are rife he has been captured and injured in both legs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051361/BREAKING-NEWS-Gadaffi-captured-rebel-forces-control-Sirte.html
  9. Cricko

    The Buzz is back

    Well it is surely? even for me...This season excites me already.I cannot take away completely the disgust I felt this time last year and it took a whole season for me to really take it all in....This close season and having had long chats with PS, TB and even RM captured me, has put what is past...
  10. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  11. Slipperduke

    Jose - Up Close and Personal

    Jose Mourinho smoulders. I wanted to get through this feature without writing anything that might worry my new wife, but there you go, I’ve blown it in the first line. But he really does. He smoulders. He walks into the sweaty, over-crowded press room and sits there in front of the lights...
  12. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Happy Birthday

    Irish Shrimper (25) Happy Birthday Ant, looking forward to Carlisle, if it is anything like last year mate............... **Cough** Bus Shelter!!!!!! Not sure if you remember the moment captured on film below but the barman was worried!!!!! 30 mins before kick of and you demand that the...
  13. steveo


    Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious...
  14. BalmainShrimper

    Cycling: The Race Across America (RAAM)

    Hi all for anyone into cycling (or anyone into amazing feats of human endurance), The Race Across America started this week. RAAM is a non-stop 3000 mile race from San Diego to Annapolis. It is regarded as the world's toughest physical endurance event. Forget the Tour de France, this is a...
  15. Pale Blue Dot

    Correspondence to the club

    I appreciate that this thread will be closely linked to the club statement one but if possible could this please be kept as a stand alone thread. A place we can track correspondence to the club and any replies we get. Here's mine: Dear Sirs, I feel compelled to write to you...
  16. Exiled Shrimper

    Vying for the number three spot

    Forget the X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent or Strictly Come Dancing, there was only one audition to attend this weekend as three prospective England batsmen took to the crease to try and force their way back into the international reckoning. England must now long for the days when a succession...
  17. Smiffy

    Rotating an MP4 Video

    Does anyone know how I can rotate a video I captured on my mobile at all? I recorded something in landscape, now I want to rotate it 90 degrees so it is in portrait! I've tried using some crap software, but it just wrecks the vid and speeds it up! Cheers to anyone who can help!
  18. uninsured drivers

    last year in london the old bill captured 14,500 uninsured drivers,however this figure has rocketed to 14,100 in 6 months. the police it appears take the car/van to be crushed or sold on. these figures are in my view the tip of the iceburg,if the force used blanket coverage they would catch...
  19. foreign drivers!!

    it seems they have been using british roads without road tax!! in just 1 week 1200 were captured!!!! 1 polish guy admitted on camera he had used british roads for the past 8 months without road tax. some of you may think "whats the big deal" the problem being if these untaxed drivers kill...
  20. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Funny Reviews

    Denon AKDL1 Cable. A Cable worth $500. Read The Reviews. ;) http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_1 "I wish that I could give this product the full five stars. Based on its ability to enhance the musical, spatial, temporal and spiritual qualities of any...