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  1. duncan bulgaria

    Garlic Bread !!

    My pal at work was telling me that he ordered a pizza the other night with a few of his chums and sat down to eat it , all the lads tucked into the pizza as you do , and then they opened up the garlic bread box only to discover that there was no garlic bread in the box and it had been replaced...

  2. Up The Arse Corner

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  3. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • aas approx bear boarded boris brough burger cables chums didn didnt dressed dts eaten electrical grotty hadn hes icke ickets literally money moon mph music parenting pork relative sons spread taxi town unknown walls zombies
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Rayleigh Weir

    Casting The A-team

    Had a slightly spooky e-mail discussion with some chums at work today about the A-team. Basically the supposition was that if you were responsible for casting an A-team film and had to pick the Hollywood A-list stars of today to fill the title roles, who would you choose? Half a dozen people...

  5. Self-Righteous Brothers

    For those of you who listen to talksport and 606, I would like to ask a question. Does every West Ham fan that gets on to the airwaves sound like a cliche-ridden self-righteous loathsome ****? Standard bon mots from our ****-ney chums (emphasis on first syllable) : 'We won the World Cup'...
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    • 606 bon chums cup foo ridden
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Too Easy

    Does anyone else share the view that the Club and Manager get off pretty lightly when they mess up. For example the pricing of tickets last night - the very low attendance would confirm that they got it wrong but it annoys me that there is no-one in the local media who will asks the right...
  7. DTS

    Questions for a true Southend legend

    Thansk to Napster for tipping me off that former Blues wing legend Steve Clarke is on face book. Cut a long story short I thought Clarkey was amazing.....I know a lot of you didnt.... Anyway been having a decent chat with him he has kindly agreed to answer some (sensible) questions about his...
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    • aas chums clarky didn didnt naps publish tipping
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    Favourite TV Comedy Character

    Forgive me if this has been done before, but i've not been posting in "The Pub" too long, and its not been done lately. So... While watching Harry Enfield and Chums earlier i saw a sketch featuring The Self-Righteous brothers which i haven't seen in ages... absolute top quality and probably my...
  9. CC51DAS

    August 18th

    Just a thought - a bit far fetched even by my standards I must admit - but if, IF, Leeds' future was still to be in the balance as we set off up the M1 that day and we were to hear on the way there that they had sadly folded - then rather conveniently Wolves are away at Sheffield Wednesday that...
  10. bumpkinblue

    Ugly footballers

    ok - before i start i'll admit to being no great oil painting (as my good lady will testify) and i can admit to other chaps being better looking (Brad Pitt,George Clooney etc)but after being frightened by pictures of Reo-Coker and Zamora (one is going out with the others ex or something) and...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Grays Athletic

    Congratulations to Grays Athletic, inaugural champions of the Conference South and promoted to the Nationwide Conference. I suspect they're going to fair a lot better than our Marsh Rats chums. Go Bombhead! WS

  12. Notts County Pub.

    Where are all the srimperzoners drinking on saturday? Myself the Cockroach and a few chums will be gracing our presence in the famous hooters bar.
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