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Joey Barton
There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...- Slipperduke
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- athlete bottles continued crimes criminal dru ish knife liverpool meat millionaire pain pathe perception sadness scum sentence torch youth
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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30+ skills every man should master
Feature on MSN this morning suggested 30 skills every man should have in their pocket, including things like being able to make a mix tape, keep a ball off the ground, carve meat, protect a computer, tip waiters, play golf, feign confidence, know Shakespeare, blah, blah... Quite frankly, I...- South Bank Hank
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- blah continued meat mix stated
- Replies: 58
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Workers Compensation
I so hope this is true!! This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- bone compensation continued encounter equivalent fingers following ive knuckles mis pain pile rate rope spite
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Have you ever seen a celeb taking a pony.
Was out with the lads in Brighton a few weeks ago in a bar called the Biscuit Factory. The Bloke from the Pram shop loved it in there as do my mates but I have always found it a bit poncy. Anyway four of us chewing the fact when my mate (mentioned in past stories) "the Pilot" spotted Colin from...- DTS
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- bogs continued pulled wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Jury Service advice
Some advice needed from my fellow Zoners... I was out with my old man last night, and he tells me he's been called up for jury service. He's a bit concerned because he works as a contractor, and he's pretty certain the service is going to cost him a lot of money. I know nothing about jury...- South Bank Hank
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- continued cos expenses juicy jury money
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Friday Funny!
A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...- ldnfatso
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- continued introduced ive lonely romance
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Transfers/ Loan Signings
Everyone seems to be going on about possible transfer targets. Would it be just my opinion in thinking that Tilly has made great progress in attracting loan signings, with January being his best ever effort. Will this source of new players be continued in July? Will this provide an area...- yogi bear up the cagire
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- attracting continued tilly transfers
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Leeds United
The dream that they lived under Peter Ridsdale has long since faded into a memory but, for the supporters of Leeds United, it's taking a lot longer to wake up from the nightmare that followed. Defeat at Wembley to a spirited and creative Doncaster Rovers means that it's another season in the...- Slipperduke
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- assets avoided cas champions continued darkest didn dominance hay icke ickets individuals jury league lived loud prima ridsdale swallow town travels
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Busted & An Apology
Today saw the demise of Hector of the House. After a fun filled month he finally got caught and had his account banned and deleted. I am sure that most of you had sussed out who he was but I feel I owe an apology to the mods and owners of the board. Hector was set up originally for a wind-up...- Benfleet A1
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- alias ban continued following hanks hasn joi outlet posted sussed wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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David James
It is a testament to David James' resilience that he has worked so hard to overcome his injury in time for today's FA Cup Final, but the lure of the big game is only part of his motivation. James, for all of his heroics this season, is more aware than most that when it comes to the FA Cup Final...- Slipperduke
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- bang cantona chooses continued cos cup eager especially fa cup flair hideous importance itself jury liverpool lure mistakes occasions oddity overcome panther rate repeated shortlisted superb trophy youth
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The ESB Report (Sorry FBM)
Had to write an 800 word report on the game last night for an assesment, and here it is: DONCASTER held Southend to a goal-less draw at Roots Hall to take a slight advantage in the League One play-off semi final. Rovers, who finished three places and four points ahead of their Essex...- EastStandBlue
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- cas ched collected collecting competitive continued deliberate divide essex flashed foo gil hall halves hay ive league league one mark gower mix rate roberts roots similar tacking taylor test town traps
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Zone A Year On.
The Zone a Year on.... Many things have changed this past season, SBH replaced Spiff on the board for one and is adding to the changes to the board day by day ....WE as the owners would like to think we have taken the Zone forward this past twelve months....We have new plans in store for next...- Cricko
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- achievements bentley brough continued cup debates donated dts especially foo hanks league ley music naps predictio spiff spread twelve
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Zone A Year On.
The Zone a Year on.... Many things have changed this past season, SBH replaced Spiff on the board for one and is adding to the changes to the board day by day ....WE as the owners would like to think we have taken the Zone forward this past twelve months....We have new plans in store for next...- Cricko
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- achievements bentley brough continued cup debates donated dts especially foo hanks league ley music naps predictio spiff spread twelve
- Replies: 17
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Season Card deadline extended
Dear Blues supporter, I am writing to inform you that due to overwhelming demand on the final day of purchasing, a decision has been made to extend the Season Card deadline by one week. Supporters who are yet to renew their Season Card, or those who wish to purchase a new one, can do so at...- Up the Shrimpers
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- continued foo fur icke league league one qui rate southendunited suppor wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Just got back
To my girlfriend's house in Liverpool. First brief impressions: crap game, unimaginative attempts at playing football with intermittent quick forays forward with no real end result (from both sides). The major news has to be Bailey's headbutt on Macca. Exactly what happened and what blows...- Suomi Shrimper
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- avoided bac ban behaviour briefly caused continued exactly following foo headed liverpool stepped tunnel
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko
After a distinctly underwhelming first season in English football, Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko were derided as hugely expensive flops, but yesterday, they gave Chelsea a real chance of winning their third title in four years. If they do, it will be the most extraordinary and...- Slipperduke
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- arc ched continued imploding jury league meltdown millionaire money multi overhauled shirt spat stepped thrown vulnerable wasn wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Your promotion stories...
Just wondered if anyone had any stories that go with our promotions... What you did before, after etc. After the disapointment of the Grimsby game, which I went to and had the worst constapation (sp). I went to both of the Northampton games and then...the final... For the play-off...- BaileytheQuitter
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- acted continued cup disapointment faced foo ford grass joi league league one lou pain singing sunshine tilly wasn wipe
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Celtic v Rangers
I'm told by my Scottish friends that when it comes to excitement, you'll have to go a long way to beat an Old Firm derby between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic. I've always been a little dubious of that claim. After all, I've been to Tottenham against Arsenal. Could it really be anymore...- Slipperduke
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- ands catches charging ched condition continued divide doctors headed heritage ish japanese jury qui ranger scotsmen sniper spite spl substitute superb test unused wasn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Turkey striker, Nihat.
While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...- Slipperduke
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- afterwards ageing continued developer didn diego dreadful easier fro lou luxury macintosh rolling san subsequent town trolling wasn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Semi-match report
I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...- sufcintheprem
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- ard argentinian bbc compared concede continued cos didn easier entertaining finishing foo gest gran grass hassle ish ive league mistakes properly qui regrets relative roberts spite superb test thrown tracked wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat