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  1. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Southendsleeper

    Stoke it up - a match report

    Well what can I say We beat an average/poor Stoke side that we were expected to beat, by a single goal, a penalty at that But there were so many good points Hammell looks a star in the making, a great crosser of the ball, good defender and takes corners. Daryl made some excellent saves...
    • Southendsleeper
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Pre-Season Report

    Steve Collis - Looks assured between the sticks and confident enough to handle himself at this level. Offers the height advantage Flahavan lacks and handles set pieces well. Can’t comment on his kicks as I haven’t seen him take enough. Darryl Flahavan - The usual from Flavs. Confident and...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. C C Csiders

    Ginga Picka

    Following on from the Girls Aloud/FHM threads choose which Ginger Nut you would like to crack from those listed above.

  5. SZ Most Respected Poster

    On the opposite side to CS J post I have decided to ask who on this site do you respect for their opinions and general banter? Or who do you think is the funniest poster on here Respect wise I have to go for Matt the Shrimp or Leeboy or McNasty or Napster Funniest - Slipperduke - stories and...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
    • Thread
    • ban crack naps
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Should we have a membership scheme?

    I know that back in the days of the old first division we had a membership scheme. I know because like others i was a junior blue. It would appear that now me the time to get another such scheme going (ie) Season ticket holders first and then scheme members and the general sale. I think its...
    • tommytwoholes
    • Thread
    • crack cup icke ickets
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Has Freddy fogotten how to pass?

    good opportunities to put other players in on goal, but would rather shoot from 25 yards out, now I know he does crack in the occasional stunner, but you can't score 1 every week, I think his desire to win the golden boot is hurting the teams cause more than help it. I might be wrong to...

  8. Remaining Games

    I am starting to revise my opinion on our remaining matches. It has seemed for a long time that our home matches would be the "gimmes" and the aways difficult to get anything from, but results lately have changed my mind: Gillingham (h): They were really struggling, but have moved up...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
    • Thread
    • cas ched crack hall league league one probable qui reaching roots
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. * ORM *

    HT Training

    Another good week for me - 19yo to Formidable Def and 18yo to Excellent I now have three formidable defenders and thought I'd be pretty tough to beat this season in a 5-4-1 but it seems that is not the case. Still trying to work out a winning formula using form, secondaries and player...

  10. HELP PLEASE

    While looking for a crack I have managed to stumble upon a hackers site and some p%&*k has lumbered me with a Trojan Virus called Trojan Adclicker. f%&king thing is driving me spare. Anyone out there know how to get rid of it. Worth a couple of beers to my soon to be hero at the...
  11. DTS

    Please settle a Dispute

    On the train with my old man today and I was saying that were lucky that games are very rarely called of at the Hall. My Dad then "claimed" that he went to a pre-season game in August 2000ish that was water logged and called off (Never to be played again). Now I am convinced that my...

  12. Worried

    Im particulaly worried with the amount of youth players the blues have been releasing over the few years, for example I remember a couple of seasons ago Tilly who was then reserve manager was forever praising players like joe illet, ben price, daniel lunan, darryl plummer, david bryan. It...
    • Tweedy
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. southend4ever

    Southend to Convert

    Into World's tallest footballer.... Ri Myong-hun He wants to give football a crack... To sign on a pay as you play contract... News on your doorstep...

  14. DENIS IRWIN SPEICAL INTERVIEW WITH ME FORMYNEWSPAP

    Yesterday evening was quite a thrill for me as i bumped into a good mateof mine from a soccer schoolages ago who happened tobe best mates with the one and onlydennis irwin who is currentlystaying in the westcliff hotel??? Simon: hey dennis nice tomeet you Dennis: nice tomeet you weather not...
    • mcshuta
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. fbm

    Today's the day...

    By 8:30 tonight we will know whether we are in for league 2 football again or if our agony has been prolonged a further week. But if we win - don't go over the top.  Unless we win in Cardiff as well it will mean nowt, so keep the champagne on ice. However, crack it open if we lose and toast...

  16. Tilly , why no Nicolau?????

    Can anyone throw any light on the subject of Nicky Nicolau's ommision from not just the team but the SQUAD at the moment ?? With Gower suffering a dip in form and still not looking totally fit surely N.N. should at least be on the bench ! A natural left footer who for my money looks...

  17. Oh..... its starting again.

    Well i have got to admit i thought it would take longer. Blues bashing is back and with all the usual gusto we come to expect. Ok we lost to run away leaders of League one a tad tamely maybe but i thought we actually played good football. I fully expect Tilson out chants at the next game...

  18. Corbett

    I see Jimmy has been on the bench for the last few games now, and still doesn't seem to be getting a crack of the whip, would like to see him get at least 30 mins today especially if we find ourselves a goal down. Or will we be seeing Waste Gray again?

  19. Roll call for Rushden

    Myself the cockroach will be going by car too this one. Always had a good crack up there, very friendly place with a few decent boozers.

  20. Sky Sports Predicts.........

    Skysports.com's predicted final table, 2004-05... 1. Northampton Town 2. Yeovil Town 3. Bristol Rovers 4. Grimsby Town 5. Swansea City 6. Oxford United 7. Chester City 8. Wycombe Wanderers 9. Notts County 10. Mansfield Town 11. Boston United 12. Lincoln City 13. Southend United 14. Darlington...
    • Shagster69
    • Thread
    • barrett bart cort crack especially essex hall ish joi league league one ley overdue oxford roots roots hall shrimpers southend steve tilson suppor support transfers
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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